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Joe has found fair Kate in quite a compromising position.
From WHERE?).
Its the You jump, I jump of dead-body disposal.
While the rest of the party descends into debauchery oodles of coke, rallying cries like fuck democracy!
Its almost like somebodys done this before!
Phoebe needs no additional prodding.
You just cant rely on musty antiques for this sort of heavy lifting.
Inspired by his own recent defenestration everything is a copy!
Joe has the inspired idea to push Gemma out the window.
He and Kate take Gemma to thegame larder.
Lots of bloody, sharp stuff in this freaky place.
Understandably, she wants to know why he is so good at hiding bodies.
So maybe hold off on the Q&A session untilafteryouve taken care of this?
(Will that attack end up being connected to all of this, you think?)
Lets get back to the body!
Im sorry, but I am LOSING MY MIND.
Absolute fuckin amateur hour.
But it would appear she was just uncharacteristically careless.
Kate fills Phoebe in, and all of this is remarkably frictionless, just considering everything.
Gemmas really more second-tier, said Phoebe.
I mean, Im gutted.
Phoebe is relieved to be on benzos for this whole experience.
Against all odds, shes having a pretty good night!
Everybody here is on drugs, and no one is taking Roalds proclamation seriously.
Also, theres a serial killer on the loose!
So wouldnt that give everyone a little more pep in their step?
How are we supposed to get excited about anything happening when it all feels so stakes-less and flat?
Roald decides to give Joe a head start (its likeThe Menu!
), and then hes off to go peasant hunting.
You KNOW he was workshopping that this entire time and is stupidly proud of himself for the pun.
Just an idea, but I know its hard to think clearly under duress.
After Roald leaves, Phoebe and Kate come downstairs to get the update from their friends who still!
have not moved or attempted to leave and are just sort of draped over the furniture.
Kate demands security to go find Roald.
But just as Joe is strangling Roald, who shows up but RHYS.
Hello, Joe, he says and then knocks Joe out.
(Im taking the win on this one.
He was in my top three!)
Folks, I miss the human aquarium!
Joe pretends their interests are aligned.
Even though Joe thinks Roald deserves to die, he has decided he willnotbe someone elses puppet.
I feel like Rhys just wants to be Batman, which is very funny to me.
He even does the voice when he says: My way is the only way, and youknowit.
Rhys kicks over a lantern and lights the dungeon on fire.
Back at the house, everybody smells smoke and realizes they must get out.
All hope seems lost except for Kate shows up at the last minute to pull them out.
Everybody staggers away from the castle as it burns to the ground.
Back in London, as youd expect, both this fire and Gemmas death have made the news.
(Why doesnt Joe just … leave London?)
Joe decides it would be dangerous for Kate to get too close to him (accurate).
!She takes his rejection quite poorly.
But Joe has other things on his mind.
Like how he has to STOP Rhys.
I guess by killing him?
Is there another way?
Outing him as a serial killer somehow?
Joes obsession is just a guy who hates the same people that Joe also hates?
What do you all think?
Are you still intrigued enough for part two?
