Winter House
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Its rare to go this long without a blowup.
How can all of these people be getting along so well?
Where is the drama?
What is feeding us?
I mean, why cant Casey and Amanda just start screaming at each other for no reason?
The first stupid couple fight happens with Alex and Danielle.
It kicks off when Alex keeps flirting with Jordan, probably because she keeps flirting back.
She says, Girls need flirting things that dont go anywhere, too.
Shes right, and I absolutely do not blame her for any of her behavior.
Now that theyve had sex, she doesnt think he should be hooking up with anyone else.
Alex is saying he doesnt want a relationship at all, and Danielle admits to feelings shes pushing down.
However, its his intentions with Jordan that make it different.
Everyone in the house is so wasted that its hard to have a constructive discussion.
Also, its not like he was respecting her when they were together, so … ZING!
Yes, my imaginary husband is entirely right, and Tom is the only one who is cockblocking himself.
Even when Katie just wants to crawl into bed and cuddle, he seems more paralyzed thanDr.
Scott after the Medusa Transducer.
I think there are a few things going on here.
Sure, shes an ex, but they do have to continue working together.
The other is that I think his brain is starting to get clouded by the#Scandovalof it all.
(Oh, what a time it is to be alive.)
I will live out Toms fantasies for both of us right here on Daddy Moneybags Vultures internet.
But he seems like hed rather be with Katie.
It is all going well until she says the name, and his house collapses like Kim Zolciaks finances.
But this was a very fun episode.
We had Aesha stop by, and no one in the Bravo universe brings me more joy.
When she said she entered the house and immediately got pregnant and drunk, I wanted to cry laughing.
I also loved Brian kissing a girl named Stephanie, who looked shockingly similar to Danielle.
Even Malia, the Maleficent of the Seven Seas, isnt getting on my nerves.
Maybe what we really need is more fun and less fighting.
Well, maybe we just need some less stupid fights to go along with all the fun.
That would be nice.