Winter House
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I would consider myself a Danielle Olivera fan.
I like that Danielle always seemed smarter, realer, and more authentic than your average reality-television yahoo.
Danielle ordered everyone Evel Knievelinspired red, white, and blue jumpsuits for their version of Gaper Day costumes.
A year has gone by, and none of this needs to be amended or rewritten.
Its notplagiarismto quote yourself, so here you go.
Enjoy my complete and utter laziness.
We dont get to see much of her, though.
Then Sandy goes back home with her lovely soon-to-be bride.
We got to see more of her in the trailer than we did in the whole episode.
His answer: shrug emoji.
Korys dad, Brian, is asking his son if he wants to make it official with Sam.
Meanwhile, Korys mom, Tracy, asks, When do I get to meet Sam?
because moms can never play it cool, and we love them for that.
Speaking of staying too long at the party, Kyle may be ready to be a dad.
This is the first time in Kyles life that the pregnancy test doesnt have a right or wrong answer.
This is the first time he isnt saying in his head,just let it be negative.
just let it be negative.
I dont think he would say it out loud, but yes.
(Laziness wins again!)
This is not the Danielle I know and love.
Is this the reason she understands Lindsay so well?
Because shes been slowly turning into her all of these years?
Im sorry, but the whole house has been pretty low energy this entire day.
What do you expect?
Theyve been gone for about ten days at this point.
Everyone has been drinking, skiing, and partying every single day.
They all just need 24 hours to recover.
Danielle, just let everyone be low energy for a second, and theyll get back to partying.
I hope none of them are from Forever 21.
I mean, at least go to J.Crew or the Gap!
Anyway, Brian gets his package and says to Kyle, Look what my mom just got me?
The rest of the conversation has such a level of 90s middle-school kids that I can barely even function.
Danielle rips the clothes out of his hands and says, Who cares?
Were trying to party.
No, Danielle.Youretrying to party.
You are the only one.
Danielle again tells him theyre trying to party and throws his new possessions all over the hall floor.
Alex goes upstairs to ask Amanda if she knows why Danielle is upset.
(I think the reason is at the bottom of a dozen cans of Loverboy.)
This is the problem, and Amanda totally clocked it.
): Theyve been messing around on vacation for a week.
This is not the setup for a relationship.
This is an if it works, it works situation.
The same thing applies here.
If Danielle wants more, thats cool, but she needs to say something to Alex.
