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Something ba-a-ad is happening in Oz.
But through all of this, a crucial component of theWickedstory has been alarmingly absent.
Dr. Dillamond is nowhere to be found.
Yes, in this fascism allegory, persecuted peoples are literally depicted as animals.
No, its better if you dont think too hard about it.
(The topic arose because Andy Cohen seems to hate Dr. TheVFphoto shoot had every characterbutthe goat, taking pains to include such genuinely rando Ozians as Pfanee and Shenshen.
This is starting to feel more like Universal is engaging in a cover-up.
Where has the goat gotten to?
After all, women can be doctors too!
And they can be goats!
This theory would explain why theyre saving her as a big reveal.
Im personally dying to see how the movies VFX team creates a goat with Menzels features.
Theres no way it wont be haunting.
My personal wackadoo theory is thatWickedproducer Marc Platt managed to get his sonBenthe part.
His jackhammer vibrato is legitimately perfect for the role.
Doesnt seem like people would be riding around on horses in sentient-animal world.
RememberSonic the Hedgehogs teeth?
They should have just hiredBlack Phillipto play him; that goats got talent.