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King Charles IIIs coronation is set for May 6, 2023.
That makes his reign a Taurus.
Its also the second coronation of the televised era.
Queen Elizabeth IIs coronation was the first televised royal event, and it lasted a whopping three hours.
Charless ceremony will take less time, but will also have a big ol concert attached.
But who are these stars of stage and screen?
And which of the worlds biggest entertainers will be fronting these orchestral interpretations of musical favourites [sic]?
And whither the world of dance?
The stakes couldnt be higher for this coronation, asPrince Harrys book tourhas put the Firm on blast.
Charles is going to need some heavy-wattage stars to save his reputation.
We have some suggestions.
What a full-circle moment it would be, Camilladancing for her husband.
Her husband not being a jerk about it.
Plus, her song Hyperballad already sounds tight as fuck when rendered orchestrally.
Shes so good at walking!
Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson doing his QE2 impression at the coronation of KC3.
It will never happen, Thompson is too fond of the monarch to besmirch her memory so.
But just take a moment to imagine it in your minds eye.
Like when Kanyebought that hologram of Robert Kardashianfor Kims birthday, only somehow even weirder.
