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We know that plenty of the Real Housewives are horrible, but what about their husbands?
All participants must have appeared on-camera at least once.
(Sorry, Sweet James!)
Our decisions and the logic behind them are below.
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(Judge:Ile-Ife Okantah)
Round 1 Highlights
JIM MARCHESEv.
SERGIO PENDAS:Jim Marchese, Ambers husband from the cursed season ofRHONJ, wins with a landslide.
The man is the definition of a dweeb and made an already insufferable season completely unwatchable.
PAUL PK KEMSLEYI hate PK, and theres no way around that.
He may not be an actual criminal, but his sleaziness should be cause for arrest.
COURT WESTCOTTTom obviously takes this one because of the widows and orphans.
Round 2
JIM MARCHESEv.
APOLLO NIDA v.TOM GIRARDII repeat: widows and orphans!
Round 3
JIM MARCHESEv.
JASON HOPPY v.TOM GIRARDIJason may be a dick, but Toms actions are so flagrant to me.
And the older a white man is, the more I believe they have to hide.
Not a perfect science, but … widows and orphans!
Where Tom went wrong was off-camera.
Every moment he was on the show was terrible.
Every word he uttered hit my eardrums like a bullet from a gun.
Every second we had to endure was precious time lost.
(Judge:Tom Smyth)
Round 1 Highlights
LENNY HOCHSTEINv.
JOE BENIGNOIf Joe Benigno saw how terrible Lenny Hochstein was, hed throw him in the pool.
MIKE HILLThe end of #CHill cant compete with David Foster trading in his sick wife forSmashs worst Marilyn.
DUY TRANWhile Duy was completely insufferable, we thankfully didnt have to deal with his sister-wife-seeking antics for long.
But Michael Darby had six long seasons to grab ass and cheat on his wife.
JOSH TAEKMANTheres no competition here; just look at Kelsey and Camilles Tonys red carpet from hell.
He made her stay in a hotel for that trip, then asked for a divorce via text.
MARIO SINGERWhile Mario was obnoxious to all the other Housewives, he at least didnt sleep with them.
MICHAEL DARBYThis one is a real Sophies Choice, but ultimately I have to go with Sophies Dad.
That last one sealed their fate with the classicHousewivescurse and thankfully put an end to Shannons suffering.
KELSEY GRAMMERIn this big-head contest, Boob God takes the cake.
After all, its tough to come back from your nickname being Boob God.
(Judge:Shamira Ibrahim)
Round 1 Highlights
JIM BELLINOv.
Round 2 Highlights
JIM BELLINOv.
Jim Bellino continues to duke it out with the cast in the press and in the courts.
I have anticipated an IUD insertion more than I have looked forward to Simon Barneys visage gracing my television.
JIM BELLINO v.SIMON BARNEYI am sorry, but Simon Barney is a walking gag reflex.
That alone is worthy of a digital public stoning.
(Judge:Brian Moylan)
KEN TODDv.
BOBBY ZARINRIP our angel in heaven, Bobby.
You were too good for this world.
MAURICIO UMANSKYThis is a weird category because its essentially selecting the least good guy.
Since Mauricio is the best, he has to bow out early.
GREGG LEAKESRIP our angel in heaven, Gregg.
You were too good for this world.
RICHIE WAKILEKen has said some rude and awful things to the women over his tenure.
All Richie ever did that was bad is look like a knockoff Jeff Goldblum.
HARRY HAMLINv.MARTINA NAVRATILOVATwo people who were way more famous before getting on the show.
A tough call, but Harry cooks and Martina … doesnt.
MARTINA NAVRATILOVA v.TODD TUCKERMomma Joyce cant be entirely wrong, can she?
Also, one has won Wimbledon and one has, what, grown an impressive beard?
TODD TUCKERThe venom of Good-bye, Kyle!
will never be forgotten at the Institute.
The Final Four
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