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But that doesnt mean every song is animprovement.
So lets run down the full track list and decide which song is brattier for the brattiest playlist possible.
So true, queen.)
VERDICT:The original.
Verdict:Were gonna give it to the remix.
The BB Trickz version goes off like a bomb.
Sympathy is a knife vs.
Sympathy is a knife featuring ariana grande
The first truly vulnerable moment on the record.
While fans longed for a Swift remix feature the original is allegedly about her Grande ended up doing it.
Its not brat, its boardroom-approved.
Verdict:Sorry to Ari, but being uncomfortably confessional is brat.
I might say something stupid vs. On the remix, it becomes a full song, clocking in at over four minutes long.
Verdict:Confidently sticking with the original, which is bold enough to be short.
The remix brings the song into Troyes world (being horny and heartbroken).
The verdict:Both are good, but the original is clearly more brat.
Von dutch vs. Raes high-pitched scream went viral on TikTok the minute it debuted.
The verdict:Von dutch is a cult classic, but Von dutch featuring addison rae is the sensation.
Everything is romantic featuring caroline polachek flips it around by daring to ask, Iseverything romantic?
(Answer: no, but free-bleeding in the autumn rain definitely is.)
The verdict:The remix has it.
She doesnt so much sing it as she monologues it, decrying almost every aspect of her famous life.
The Bladee version removes that specificity and opts to address the vaguer topic of stress.
The verdict:Undoubtedly the original.
The Bladee take is lower on hooks and higher on vibes, and it lacks that frantic brat approach.
So I vs.
So I featuring a.g. cooke
So I is Charlis tribute to her late friend and collaborator SOPHIE.
The verdict:Its a tie.
Either So I could have been onBrat.
The difference in approach just feels like different nights out.
Girl, so confusing vs.
Girl, so confusing featuring lorde
What else is there to say?
You cant really bump it at the club, but the hook is airtight.
The verdict:Honestly, the remix.
The remix should improve its standing.
The verdict:The remix by far.
This is a mutual brag session and a well-deserved victory lap for two of pops most-imitated stars.
Mean girls vs.
Mean girls featuring julian casablancas
Mean girls is one ofBrats most polarizing songs.
Its the only time on the album that Charli sounds behind the times.
The verdict:The remix.
Its so sleazy that it loops back into being fun.
I think about it all the time vs.
The songs strength is in its surprisingly vulnerable lyrics.
On the remix, Bon Iver adds some characteristically hyperfolky vocals but they lack a new perspective.
The verdict:Were gonna stick with the original.
365 vs. 365 featuring shygirl
365 isBratsObama-approvedcapstone.
Its the hardest moment on the album, dirtying up the pristine 360 beat.
Sweat Tour opener Shygirl makes the song even harder, obscuring the lyrics and trapping them inside the beat.
The verdict:Love the remix, but 365 encapsulates so much of the brat era.
Its a club classic.
Guess vs.
Guess featuring billie eilish
The original Guess is silly, lighthearted, and packed with jokes.
Its the idealBratbonus track because it refuses to take itself seriously.
When Eilish joined, she turned it into a hit.
The verdict:Both are great, but its Billies version.
She lends the song a whispery, sexual edge.
Its almost too intimate, but thats hot (and brat).
