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His long career of peaks and valleys is fertile ground for any genre, director, or actor.
While Hollywood remains stuck in IP prison, why not turn Bob Dylans life into an extended film universe?
.The making ofTarantula
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But its a fascinating mess.
(This is the simplest way I can describe what this poetry is about.)
Or Tim Burton can reunite with Henry Selick to channel theirThe Nightmare Before Christmasstop-motion charm.
Dylan denies that the album is autobiographical, while his son Jakob Dylan describes it as my parents talking.
Either way, its time to stretch this story into an entire drama.
Whos Directing?Bring back Noah Baumbach to make a 70s folk-rock version ofMarriage Story.
This is where Dylan smoked pot with the Fab Four, allegedly the bands first experience with marijuana.
Whos Directing?Brady Corbet.
Whos Playing Dylan?Dylan could be voiced by anyone.
.Bob Dylans arrest for looking scruffy
This really happened!
Whos Directing?Tim Robinson.
How is this not already anI Think You Should Leavesketch?
Whos Directing?Robert Eggers.
Whos Playing Dylan?Bill Skarsgard in hisNosferatumakeup.
Musically, these albums have actually aged well.
I have so many questions.
Did Dylan steal Keith Richardss body double to be his guitarist?
Did Dylan plan his awkward harmonica performance as avant-garde performance art?
Was this the moment Dylan officially stole my grandmas haircut?
Does Letterman even like music?
How was any of this allowed to happen?
We must learn more.
.The Ballad of Soy Bomb
The Plot:Michael Portnoy, a.k.a.
Whos Directing?Claire Denis.
Whos Playing Dylan?Have Bill Hader play Dylan and Soy Bomb and Thom Yorke.
HBO bought the project only for Dylan to immediately lose interest.
Lets now make that TV show happen.
you’re free to listen to Charles retelling the full story onPete Holmess podcast.
Whos Playing Dylan?Bob Dylan.
