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The lead-up toConnor RoyandWilla Ferreyras wedding has included all of those classic fairy-tale moments.
You know the ones: when the fianceewalks at the rehearsal dinner.
When the fiance tracks the location of his wife-to-bes phone all night.
Which raises the question: Whatdothey want?
He thinks being first in line for Teslas new truck will finally seal the deal.
Ill tell you what: It only makes one pie at a time.
How is a man supposed to host a Night in Napoli dinner party for his 11 closest campaign donors?
By risking an Ooni bottleneck resulting in cold pizza and congealed cheese?
A man needs more Oonis.
At-home cryogenic freezing kitIn case Willa succumbs first when the grid goes down.
Approximately 400 Apple AirTagsSpeaking of going off the grid, its difficult not knowing where your young wife is!
Luckily, Apple has developed some great technology Connor can simply have sewn into each of her dresses.
As long ashisphone has juice, she cant win at marital hide-and-seek.
Pure Himalayan Cordyceps GoldConnor will not be one of those old-ass presidents with health scare after health scare.
The bones of Richard IIIConnor promises to return them to the British people after his own death.
Purchase Connor the Sweet Madagascar Vanilla, anddont you dare serve it cold.
Connor will be so happy cosplaying as an overalls-clad lobsterman while Willa frowns in her muddy Wellies.
A private trip to spaceJeff Bezos went there.
So has Richard Branson.
Why not Connor Roy?
King Charles II apparentlypoured wine made from these vinesin 1660, butdid he hyper-decant?
In matters of the oenological, the eldest Roy trumps royalty.
A small Welsh football clubConnor watchedone episode ofWelcome to Wrexham.
Kopi luwakTrue luxury is disgusting.
This coffee is shat out by a civet before roasting, which does something.
Whats important is thatGQhad 2 Chainztry it one time.
Since theres street cred, we know what Kendalls getting the happy(?)
couple(??).
Kurt the Cloned HorseKurt is rare, like you, babe.
A copy ofThe Artists WayWilla will be the citys buzziest new playwright in no time.
Next up: a Tony forSands,then a West End run!
