What We Do in the Shadows
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Stop me if youve heard this one before.
So there are these vampires in Staten Island, right?
And theyre invited to a vampire party.
(Great flick, by the way.)
Even the most fearsome clique of them all, the Manhattan private all-girls school vampires, are there.
(Im feeling a little nostalgic; what can I say?)
Incorporating the premise of the cult classicThe Warriorsdidnt hurt, either.
(Also a great flick; check it out if you havent had the chance.)
It was nice what Laszlo said about being unable to live forever without her.
(Lets be real: He wouldnt have been invited to the ceremony as a familiar, either.)
(Theyre his special friends with benefits, you see.)
Give it a rest.
Congratulations to the Baron and the Sire on the unholy brood.
Im not going to ask how these infernal offspring were conceived because (1) thats rude.
And (2), theyre vampires.
You know what that pink silk contraption tied around Laszlos neck is called, right?
I havent seen the Lower East Side vampire band since one of them spat on me in 1983.
I was cool with it; its what we did back then.
Yes, that was Alexander Skarsgard at the end there.
He cant lethis little brothertakeallof the vampire glory this month.
