What We Do in the Shadows
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Vampires are queer as hell.
This is an established fact inWhat We Do in the Shadows.
Technicalities, really, as long as everyones having fun.
Hes not turning like he should.
The boy is fucked up.
Bro-ing down with an unlikely pal isnt new for him.
(Get it?)
while receiving absolutely nothing in return.
Will these two also gradually fall into a state of confusing intimacy thats unexpressed yet undeniable?
We can only hope.
Some good old-fashioned lesbian longing would be a fun addition to this season.
(I know the answer; that was a hypothetical.)
All of this took a couple hundred years to play out, granted.
Weve known this for a while.
The whole neighborhood knows about it at this point.
Laszlo being dressed like the ringmaster at a Satanic polyamorous circus is weird enough.
Then comes Nandor crashing completely naked onto the front lawn like a beefcake comet during Its Raining Men.
(Get it?)
And the song itself?
A nightmare for the ears and the eyes.
Then he begins to relax and lose himself in the moment, and a smile spreads across his face.
Hes at home, finally.
Happy Pride, Guillermo.
Craven Mirth
Id wear an Ay, Im being gay over here!
Kayvan Novak had a lot of the best lines this week, although my favorite was Boy stuff.
So, yes, heisexactly like Blade, thankyouverymuch, Laszlo.
But was he the notoriousSpring-Heeled Jackas well?
