What We Do in the Shadows

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(Im thinking maybe John Cenas bad-guy mansion inF9?

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Or in the Kristen StewartCharlies Angels?)

That isnt a hypothetical.

Back then, Nandor didntreallywant to kill his familiar.

This time, hes sure of it.

At first, I didnt necessarily clock the vampires weekend at Perdita Morrigans place as a trap.

(Last year, we briefly went to London in Freddie.)

But once they arrived and were greeted with a note, my inner Admiral Ackbar kicked in.

This is so obviously a trap.

Or maybe an escape room?

Nope, definitely a trap.

Maybe thats why no one thinks anything is weird when the Guides plan is set into motion.

Well enough to paint oil portraits of each of them from memory.

Whoever could that be?

Nandor is complicit in this too, simply for being indifferent to Guillermos needs.

Its hard to take the threat too seriously given that weve been here before.

But losing Guillermo would mean losing the (now half-vampire) heart of the series.

Craven Mirth

The vampires habit of passing the decades by sitting at home reading is very charming.

I saw some art last year.

Its not like you would have listened, girl!

Case in point: I didnt have that on my 2023 bingo card!

Totally called it on the Van Helsing blood.

The hex, though?

I didnt see that one coming.

The credits list only two naked humans out of the entire pack.

Regardless, congratulations to Naked Human No.

1 and Naked Human No.