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Are you a youth?
Is there a youth infesting your home?
Do you spend more time on TikTok than Guy Fieri does in the goatee salon?
It has sincetotally taken over.
What does it mean?
Why did they do this?
Lisa Rinna doesnt get it, either.
ShetoldPapermagazine, I dont understand it, but I think its hilarious, and then askedthemto explain it toher.
Long may the Lisa Rinna M&M reign.
But first, get your M&Ms all up in the news.
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Not all the news, but all the news you actually care about.
WHEN STARS COLLIDE: We all know that there are plenty of famousHousewivesfans out there.
(Rihanna, I hope youre reading.)
First at bat is BravoholicJennifer Lawrence,who hasnt been as lethal since the firstHunger Gamesmovie.
My biggest problem with this season is that it has been boring, she said.
I think that Erika isevil.
I would go as far as to say she needs a publicist ASAP.
Can we make this happen, just?
Next to weigh in on thePretty MesswereJon HammandHoward Stern.
Sternasked Hammif Erika should return the contested pair of $750,000 earrings.
You just wanna shake her and go, Honey, they were never yours!
You canwatch the full clip here.
Erika wasnt the only one facing the wrath fan favoriteGarcelle Beauvaisbecame a target too.
Do you care about my motherfucking son, bitch?she said.
I can see why that white man left you, bitch.
The article claims that would make her the highest-paid Housewife ever, sayingKandi Burrussmakes just under that amount.
This seems like a ploy to me.
Shes never going to get that number since Bravo is trying to keep salaries down as ratings wane.
But this might explain whyshes skipping BravoConfor scheduling conflicts.
THE WORD ON THE STREET:Do you want to rush to the bottom of the barrel with me?
Of course you do.
Thats why I love our relationship.
The first is from the DeuxMoi forHousewives, Bravo and Cocktails, andit saysthat theRHONYreboot is doomed.
ApparentlyKyle Richardsis trying to getMelanie Griffith, an old friend, tojoin the show.
The second rumor is much more believable, especially sinceTeresa Giudiceloves to leak toL&S.
Screw them both, honestly, and lets get a show centered on the real stars: the Aydins.
Nothing says romance like that.
Of courseTeresa Giudiceflipped a table during her (very tentative)first tangoonDancing With the Stars.
Oh snap, the girlsare already readingGizelle Bryantfor her season-seven confessional looks.
I have way more sympathy for this than another ofBraunwyn Windham Burkes new girlfriends.
Remember when she had weird charges filed against her for endangering a child?
Remember whenthose charges were dropped?
Remember when she married her granddad?
Remember when she smelled hospital?
Larsa Pippenhas a new$3 million Miami penthousewhere she can sleep withMichael Jordansson all she wants.
Just a thought, butAlex McCordlives down under these days.
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Parts 1 & 2 of theReal Housewives of Atlantareunion showed the ladies in fine form.
Its all just huge, crazy, and ornate.
Most times, Ive found that to the detriment of the action that is happening onstage.
At one point, I thought,Wow, it actually seems like these ladies are enjoying themselves.
Everyone giggled at the alacrity with which Kandi Burruss dropped her Bitch, Im worldwide merch.
For the first time in a long time, I was enjoying myself.
What I was not enjoying, however, were some of these outfits.
Now, I love Sanya and I think shes a great addition to this show.
Next to her is Drew Sidora, who I think has dethroned Candiace Dillard as my least favorite Housewife.
But they work with her phone so they are like new gloves that can control technology.
We hate to see it.
Also, we hate to see Kenya in the middle of the couch.
And speaking of Andy, I was impressed by how much accountability he made all the women take.
Well, that was more Kenya than Andy, but I think she finally heard the message.
It was devastating on both accounts and necessitated no shouting or theatrics.
Some things actually got resolved, too.
Sanya apologized to Kenya for being mean about her not taking a date to Jamaica.
(Im not sure she exactly said bad pussy, but the implication was there.)
I mean, post-production receipts FTW, baby.
It was a stunt for the ages, but Im glad thats all we got.
We dont need to give further attention or airtime.
Oh, and maybe a moat.
That shit is pretty fierce.
Recap Highlights
Southern Charm, Season 8, Episode 13:Seriously, Naomie.
Do like Wilson Philips and hold on for one more day.
Wait until Craig is calm and sober to have this conversation.
Below Deck Mediterranean, Season 7, Episode 11:My kingdom for a Natalya-level Luddite.
She had to Google Dolly Parton!
Absolutely no thoughts in that pretty little head of hers, just vibes.
Philapa: I thought the Aspen sounds were from boots crunching the snow.
Nope, that is the sound of the FFF alliance cracking.
Kenya Moore
