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No comedian has ever earned the right to make a joke about peanut allergies quite like Greg Warren.
(Despite appearances to the contrary, this special is not Jif spon-con.)
Their mascot is a boy who refused to grow up, he says.
He pauses for a moment before continuing, Listen, Im going to talk a lot about peanut butter.
Its not an exaggeration.
I always felt guilty because we charged the same for crunchy as we did for creamy, he says.
The crunchy we didnt finish making that!
The savings should have been passed on to you!
When someone says they simply dont eat peanut butter, his peanut-butter-obsessed brain cant abide it.
He begins listing off a series of excuses people sometimes offer to rationalize this decision.
My son has a peanut allergy, we dont keep it in the house, he mocks.
And as Warren explains in the specials final peanut-butter joke, he considers this level of dedication a must.
Remember when Reeses all of a sudden said, Were a peanut butter?
You gotta find out what its like to stand on your own.
You dont have chocolate to hide behind over here!
Were not playing trick-or-treat games, we are feeding families in this aisle!
Just be a candy!
Thats what you are!
You dont see Ring Pop trying to get in the jewelry business.
You know the old adage Write what you know?The Salesmanis that in a nutshell.
