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Negroni Sbagliato, Nora EphronsHeartburnsalad dressing, an egg-yolk omelette.
These could be normal, non-triggering foods for many people.
But for those of us in the celeb-news trenches, they have much more significance.
For some ungodly reason, Vulture has been thrown into a Food Week.
Every other celebrity story has had one weird food-related detail, something that makes you go What?
and also Should I try that?
It wasnt lost on us that this is most of a meal.
A before-dinner drink, a hearty salad, and a cheese-forward omelette for the entree.
As critic Angie Han noted on Twitter, all that was missing was a scandal-ridden dessert.
Here are our best guesses for what trifle will complete this feast of nonsense.
This time, Keith eats everything at Disneyland.
Only months later do we all realize this was spon-con.
Two cups of all-purpose flour?
The part where she sifts the flour by shaking it through a mesh strainer?
Shake It Off, obviously.
When Joe cuts himself chopping the lavender?
Could there be a more overt Bad Blood reference?
