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(Those season-five aliens?
Not aliens at all they turned out to be a murderous offshoot of the already effed-up Blossom clan.)
If you havent been watching, heres your crash course on all of the chaos that isRiverdale.
if you remember when Riverdale was a teen murder mystery show, you qualify for a seniors discount.
Why are things so unhinged onRiverdaleright now?
Riverdalealways teetered on the edge of the supernatural, but season six did something wildly different.
Cheryl, for example, is even more chaotic than usual.
Through a bunch of parallel-universe hijinks, Jughead is able to rewire the universe and return to Riverdale proper.
Rivervale, however, doesnt seem done with Riverdale.
Throughout the rest of season six, characters experience fleeting flashbacks to their Rivervale lives.
Answers appear to be on the way: The July 20 episode is titled Return to Rivervale.
Superpowers, you say?
Im lost again.
What happened to Hiram Lodge?
Sorry to break the news, but Hiram Lodge is dead.
Think of thisPickens as the English embodiment of evil.
With Hiram dead (Veronica put a hit on him!And it all happened off-screen!
), hes an immortal being hellbent on knocking down Pops Chocklit Shoppe to build a ghost train.
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Im sorry a ghost train?
The end of the world…
Yes, the end of the world.
He wants to destroy everything like I said, hes the embodiment of evil.
Percival wants to kill Toni and Fangss baby?
Also they have a baby?
Dont worry, the baby is fine and willbe fine, as Tabitha just revealed that hes immortal.
Hes evendating Moose again, a real treat for people who shipped them from the pilot episode.
I want to know why Jughead is kissing Sabrina.
Isnt he with Betty?
Oh man, you really havent caught up, have you?
First of all, Betty and Jughead are so not a thing anymore.
(For now at least.)
(I told you its biblical.)
So, uh, whats going to happen next?
Tabitha says that theres only one scenario in which the Riverdale gang defeats Percival and that Jughead diesduring it.
After all, who did Tabitha see die?
Maybe it wasaJughead, nottheJughead.
Look, Im just here for the ships.
What can you tell me about them?
No ships are set in stone.
(Of course, the same thing can be said for Betty, whom Archie is currently dating.)
While Cheryl is dating her former middle-school crush, Heather, she doesnt exactly seem overToni.
Anything else weird going on that I should know about?
Nothing bad can happen with that, right?
Certainlynot a zombie apocalypse!
