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Theres going to be a whole lot of new Vegas memories made whenBravoCon takes over Caesars PalaceNovember 3-5.
(Bohemian Fire three-wick, anyone?)
Damn, this thing is gonna be messy.
But I already reserved a room at Caesars with two queen beds, and I am actively seeking roommates.
But first, lets talk about why Hashtag Teams are bad.
SidebySide
Lets not let stan culture dominate the Bravo-verse.
Ive been seeing this more and more in the online discourse about our favorite shows.
Katie and Tom make up one example.
My allegiance is to hating Teresa, which makes many people assume that I support Melissa.
(They are correct; I do.)
Everything has become sides, and if youre not on one, youre on the other.
Did Rinna oversell Kathys rampage after a night out at the club?
Did Kathy probably use a gay slur in a nightclub?
I would bet money on it.
The same goes for the squaring-off between Erika Jayne and Sutton Stracke.
(TreHuggers, am I right?)
Once the shows turn into sides, well, then its just boring for all of us.
AmazonJungle
Why are there so many boxes onSummer House?
The stack can be absolutely insane.
Sometimes its taller than Carl Radke, who is approximately 6-foot-90.
But what the hell is in all of those boxes?
(Yes, he still has the mullet.
Yes, I mostly behaved myself.)
Even ordering online is difficult if you live in a Manhattan building without a doorman.
Factor in that a lot of what were doing is last minute, he said.
I know this is me literally every party we ever throw.
Kyle said the biggest contributors to the Great Box Mountain are Paige and Amanda, which tracks to me.
Another issue, and youll beshockedthat Kyle brought this up, is Loverboy.
The boxes have occasionally become a source of contention in the house, said my dear, darling Kyle.
And what about when the boxes are emptied of their clothes, decorations, and Loverboy?
We do recycle, said Kyle.
Wait, theyve been in this house for three summers now and there is agaragewe didnt know about?
It just looks like a lot more because at this house they get crowded by the door.
PackYourBags
Just how does a Real Housewife think about packing for a trip?
CANDIACEOn packing:My packing strategy is quite intricate.
Theres no such thing as too many bags.
I say that proudly as the one who has the most, but I also look the best!
On where she wants to go next: I would love a yacht do-over.
I just want us to show up, eat, drink, and be free.
Or I would love to go to Morocco.
I wish Potomac could finally take a trip to the continent of Africa.
GIZELLEOn packing: you’re free to never pack enough, but dont overpack.
Have at least three outfits for everyday, but pick shoes that you might wear with multiple outfits.
Anything over three suitcases is too many.
Robyn packseverything… way too much stuff.
Definitely a gorgeous beach with water activities, cultural experiences, and relaxation.
I would love to go to Africa.
Maybe Zanzibar, Tunisia.
AndtheLoserIs…
Lenny Hochstein, but you knew that already.
Imagine ever marrying a man who refers to himself as Boob God?
I mean, just look at Lenny.
He looks like everyone who just got cheap hair-transplant surgery on a Spirit Airlines flight out of Istanbul.
Oh wait, that last one is true.
It was not the worst behavior, but there were flags as red as Luis Ruelass face onRHONJ.
If were talking about Lenny, we need to talk abouthis hot-mic moment.
This was just a week after he staged a romantic dinner by the pool just for the show.
I mean, really, dude.
Did you not know that the cameras were going up?
Did you not know youd get a whole lot less scrutiny if you did it away from the show?
As bad as Lenny was in his marriage, hes been even worse in the divorce.
This man is a piece of shit, and the divorce just continueson and on and on.
Even his mother was initially against him, thats how much of a dick he is.
RecapHighlights
A selection of the best Vultures Bravo Recaps Industrial Complex had to offer this month.
(Season 10, Episode 9)
Summer House:This leads to Craig pulling Paige for a chat.
I just said, pull for a chat because I watchLove Island.
Know who else does?
Its obvious shes over it, and it shows in her cooking.
Maybe she and Captain Lee will hang up their hats and isms together?
(Season 4 premiere)
