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Are you new to comedy podcasts, overwhelmed by the array of options, and wondering where to begin?
One week, Gavin and influencer Mak Ingemi might bro down hard on the pseudo-religious bliss ofthree-hour foreplay.
The next, Alli Bellairs might reveal her terrifying personal experiences withreal-world domestic violence.
For proof of that concept, seek out episode 132, Jessica Kirson Is Building a Gay Dynasty.
I know weve never met, Kirson tells Gavin, but Im proud of you.
Kirson assures them she came here to be sincere.
You know, female comics dont tell other female comics enough how they feel.
They dont support each other enough.
But you deserve it.
Get to the fucking pussy!
I kept her at arms length.
It was like a CDC thing: You have to be at least six inches away from the MILF.
I only have virgin references.
Kirson:She needs to come around again!
Gavin:I hope so.
She seems like a wonderful mom.
Wiener:Yeah, thats why you came.
Because of her personality: I came so hard I grabbed her sense of self!
Kirson:I grabbed her knowledge of archaeology.
That riff takes the episode to its halfway mark.
Then Gavin asks the big question: Has Kirson had gay sex that week?
After all, she teases the stand-up, You loooove eating box.
You said that four or five or six times.
And Ill say it again!
I do, cause Im an eater.
Its like I have my own Womens March.
So are you the Wilt Chamberlain of comics?
Kirson says, sounding wounded.
Wiener and Gavin laugh, but Kirson indicates that her feelings on kids are no joke.
I never thought of having a child myself, because I feel very male in a lot of ways.
She reveals that coming out to her parents, one of whom responded Is it my fault?
made her feel like it would be insane to have a baby.
This is shit people deal with.
And its made this comedy-career shitsonot matter, she says.
The thing is, Gavin deadpans, this is a gay-sex podcast.
So Im going to have to move away from this topic quickly.
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That last blast of fresh laughter wraps things up after an hour and four minutes.
