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What other shows could we slot it into?
Could Scar sing it inThe Lion King?
How about Bonnie Milligan inKimberly Akimbo?
Maybe let Jessica Chastain sing it as she spins around in her chair inA Dolls House.
While Robyn Hurder will play Ivy, a recognizable name, the other characters are almost all new.
Other cast members includeJacqueline B. Arnold as Anita, Bella Coppola as Chloe, and Casey Garvin as Charlie.
Okay, so the casting is confusing.
What about the rest of this?
The show will begin previews at the Imperial Theatre on March 11 and officially open April 10.
What the show will be like?
Your guess is as good as ours.
