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Warning: Deep spoilers for season five, episode nine ofLove Is Blindlie ahead.
And we at Vulture have dutifully scream-watched every second.
But the game isnt over yet!
We still have two weddings and a reunion to get through.
Will Stacy and Izzy choose love and live in poverty?
Will Milton and Lydia pass the SWOT analysis?
Will someonepleasethrow fists at the reunion?
We get into all of it.
Do Lydia and Milton get married?
Morgan Baila: I say no.
He goes, Eh, whatever, but cries.
Anusha Praturu: I agree!
Miltonshouldsay no, but Lydia is the one with the actual cojones to do it.
She knows Milton isnt ready for marriage.
And you know what?
Savannah Salazar: I think Milton will follow Lydias lead.
If she goes first, theyll both say no, but if he goes first, hell say yes.
Either way, they wont get married.
Hell call it his gut feeling that hes not supposed to go through with the wedding.
AP: Alejandra, I think Milton is too analytical for gut feelings.
AG: Hes aPokemon Master, of course he has them!
Battling Pokemon is ALL about instinct.
His mom and sisters words will be ringing in his ears.
Nic Juarez: I can see them both saying yes.
He wantsto get married, even if he doesnt seem to fully grasp the weight of marriage.
And Lydia is down for the cause.
If he commits to her, shell SHOW UP for them.
Julie Kosin: I absolutely see them both saying yes.
They both say yes.
Furthermore, they are happily together at the reunion.
SS: Wow, Julie.
NJ: I can see the wedding reception beinglitty.
Do Izzy and Stacy get married?
NJ:A big fucking NO.
I see fear in both of their eyes.
And they have the longest prenup ever.
DL: I need a PDF of their prenup immediately.
KVA: They get married and Stacy uses a baby voice at the altar.
SS: I feel like Izzy and Stacy are way too deep in this delusion to give up.
I do think theyll have another dramatic fight before they say yes, though.
Unfortunately, they hate Johnie too much to let their very real incompatibilities stop them from winning.
Shes established enough to overcome the financial stuff.
Theyve also proven to each other that they are ride-or-dies.
NJ: They do not give ride-or-die energy, in my opinion.
Lydia andChelsea,thoseare ride-or-dies.
Stacy had too many conditions to be ride-or-die.
Shes more of the or die variety.
Or Stacy ends it all on her own cause he tells one more bad lie and she bosses up.
Or he calls it off because his mother no longer holds her tongue.
Whatever outcome, Stacys already got the PJ to France booked.
KVA: I agree theyre not together by reunion.
Maybe theyre, like, trying to take some time apart.
At the reunion, his leg shakes so hard he breaks a coffee table.
SS: Theyll break up by the time Stacy has to pay for the honeymoon.
DL: Completely agree they will NOT be together at the reunion.
I do think Izzy and Lydia will be, though.
NJ: Izzy and Lydia get together, Dee????
DL: The way they looked at each other in person … absolutely.
SS: Twist of the century.
JK:I need a respirator.
Are Johnie and Chris still together?
I think yes, and just dating!
Maybe moved in together.
AP: Im going to say yes.
I think Johnie got a rough edit this season.
Yes, she made mistakes, but most of her bad decisions stemmed from a place of confusion.
She wasnt ready for marriage, so the outcome, her dating Chris, was ideal.
Theyre my favorite couple despite Johnies insecurities.
They both showed a lot of growth and maturity.
JK: Nic, yes the pods are a high-pressure environment where you dont always show your best self.
Im not sure we always take that into account.
I know I dont!
Also, anything to annoy Izzy and Stacy is funny to me, so I support.
DL: Theyre gonna reveal an engagement at the reunion, and I will be yawning.
Didnt love how quickly she bought Uches bullshit, but shes just impressionable.
And Johnie handled Izzy and Stacy mostly well, which I think made Chris swoon harder.
However, I dont think she handled that mid-season reunion fight well at all.
DL: She didnt get petty when she could have.
And she DEFINITELY couldve dragged Izzy to smithereens but didnt.
Izzy and Stacy would befinished.
MB: Yes, I wish she did!!!
I wanted her to gracefully fight back.
SS: Izzy will give them a backhanded apology while Stacy stays quiet.
Will Taylor, JP, Aaliyah, and Uche show up to the reunion?
AP: Taylor should show up in full glam and lashes and bag a hottie.
JP should show his face and answer for his crimes against conversation, but he wont.
SS:JP will show up on Zoom.
NJ: A cardboard cutout of JP is there, no one knows the difference.
AP: There is nothing Uche loves more than a soapbox moment, so hell be there.
NJ: Uche goes full Shake: Hell show up with fabricated screenshots (and nobody cares).
AP: Aaliyah will do whatever Aaliyah wants to do, and I support that choice.
I hope her choices include verbally dismantling Uche.
DL: I would very much like Aaliyah to exclude herself from this entire narrative.
But also, we need to have a Lydia-Aaliyah brawl, too.
That is so unresolved.
Im sorry, but that would be embarrassing.
DL: No lol, respect!!!!!
It still pisses me off that Milton ran to the bathroom to avoid all that conflict.
JK: AND THEN GOT MAD AT LYDIA FOR HOW SHE HANDLED IT.
DL: Childish behavior.
But I have a feeling were gonna learn a lot more about Uche in the reunion.
But my worst fear/prediction is that Aayliah and Uche somehow got back together.
NJ: kindly, no.
The reunion will turn into an intervention.
Is this Nick and Vanessas last season hosting?
MB:I can only hope and pray.
JK: Theyll be hosting season 47 from their coffins.
MB: Lauren and Cameron, its your time.
AP: Give us the Hamiltons.
Last predictions?
AG: Lydia is gonna bring her own receipts and obliterate Uche.
SS: Id like a PowerPoint timeline of that relationship, but the reunion is never that in-depth.
AP: I think well get a pregnancy announcement this year.
DL: Anusha, I really think its gonna be Lydia.
NJ: Who is the daddy, Dee?
DL: MILTON OMG!!
NJ: (Just checking.)
DL:I really think we might see some hands thrown this reunion!
Lighting my prayer candles for mess.
