Vanderpump Villa
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Its a recipe for success.
That does not seem like the cast ofVanderpump Villa.
This isntBelow Deckon land.
ItsLindsay Lohans Beach Clubwithout the ocean.
I have a lot of behind-the-scenes questions about these two.
Were they cast together as a couple and then broke up before filming could start because Mariano cheated?
Were they already broken up before they were cast?
He might have said blow job.
But thats not even the worst thing he does early.
This Dollar Tree Jax Taylor has got to go.
Also, who does that?
Eric, the chateau manager, does it at the end of the third episode, too.
I mean, are all of these hotties far too uncouth for even the most simple of glassware?
The fight starts when Marciano and Hannah are mad that the drinks arent coming out fast enough.
How do they want to serve the guests?
By screaming about it to each other within earshot so they can totally understand that there is drama.
When Lisa brings it up, Marciano tells her that it didnt affect service.
They saw and heard the whole thing.
She sees one of the servers, Priscilla, sitting beside Marciano on the couch with her legs crossed.
She tells Priscilla that her spread eagle next to Marciano makes her uncomfortable and not to do it.
These women need to police their behavior around this jackass of a man so that Hannah can feel comfortable?
There are not enough nos in all of France for my opinion on this.
Priscilla owes her nothing.
Priscilla then approaches Hannah and asks her why its okay for Gabriella to do that but not her.
They dissemble a bit but go to their separate corners.
Then Hannah walks past Priscilla and says, Im mad at you.
That was weird to call out Gabriella.
Thats what is weird.
Hannah starts shouting at Priscilla and says shes being real.
This is a common reality television fallacy.
Just because you are loud, awful, and confrontational does not make you real.
It makes you an asshole.
Because you are having a breakdown for a silly reason completely of your own fabrication.
If thats not drama, then what is?
Later in the episode, Hannah says she hasnt really clicked with anyone on the staff.
Marciano is no better.
She forgets that she has a batch of croissants in the over.
Marciano is sitting nearby and smells the burning pastry but doesnt do anything about it.
He then goes downstairs and says to Caroline, Hey, dumb dumb, have you forgotten something upstairs?
You work on a team.
That isallyour shit to handle.
Marciano then goes upstairs and puts the charcoal briquette of a croissant on her bed.
He says, You want to be a smart ass, sorry.
Um, didnt he start by calling her dumb dumb?
Turn into a villain?
I dont get it at all.
Thats what I cant understand about these people.
Are they playing a role?
Is this Lisa just hiring people she knows are going to create drama?
Why are they behaving like this when it is completely unnecessary?
Are there people like this in the world?
Even if they are, it seems too much, it seems too hard.
Meanwhile, there are two housekeepers named Emily and Grace (I think?
), and they seem sweet as tarte tatin and just as delicious.
Why cant we get more like them?
(See, this is what I mean.
Yes, Eric was wrong to move it, but let Lisa handle Eric being bad at his job.
No matter what you think, Eric is still hisboss.
