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That is what ultimately makes them the worst characters on the show.

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How are you going to lay out this evidence and then refute it less than three seconds later?

Yes, Gabriella did tell Andre that she and Dan kissed, but Andre initially doesnt seem too pressed.

As he says, thank God for Ambien.

However, she never mentions their names to Lisa and instead focuses on herself and her own emotions.

If anything has ever reeked of a guilty conscience, it is this.

Priscila did nothing of the sort, but they know they have treated her so badly that shecouldhave complaints.

Why are these two telling on themselves?

This is a reality-television falsehood that I wish would go the way of O.J.

Simpson, dead and barely missed.

It doesnt make them fake; it makes them practical.

Telly says, How are you going to resolve a situation if youre not going to talk to me.

Maybe she doesnt want to resolve it?

Maybe she just wants to silently hate you until she goes home.

That is a perfectly viable and acceptable option.

Thats not a resolution.

But theyre not even angriest at Priscila; they really go in on Gabriela.

Theyre sitting by the pool, and Hannah says Gabriella has a mustache and a giant nose.

Telly calls her Toucan Sam and says, I have never met such an ugly, self-absorbed person.

Why are they so mad at Gabriella?

I cant tell how Gabriela did anything wrong.

Theyre pressed that she is the third person for Dan to hit on.

Both of them didnt want him, so why should she say no to him?

If she doesnt care about being sloppy thirds, why do these two care?

Also, Grace shot her shot.

She tried it with Andre and he told her that he was not interested.

Why is that Gabriellas problem?

If Andre is interested in her and shes interested in him, let them get it on.

She even slow-pedaled a bit to let Grace get over it.

Emily then gives a toast saying that she doesnt mess with women making fun of other womens appearances.

What is Hannah even doing?

Does she know what her definition ofrealeven is?

I think a secure person wouldnt worry about the other beefs they were causing in the house.

She doesnt care about Gabriella.

Hannah and her accomplice are the only two who curated anything.

Hannah is literally shouting, Come confront me.

Wouldnt the real thing to do be to confront them?

You shouldnt have poked the bear.