Vanderpump Rules
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There was no way that the first post-#Scandovalepisode was going to like everyone.
But this episode is about as good as we could have expected.
But it also manages to feel different somehow.
First off, it looks more expensive.
Theres also something different when it comes to what were talking about.
But when #Scandoval catapulted the stars into the pop-culture stratosphere, it metamorphosed into something else.
Were no longer pretending these people work in any field other than the reality-television arts and sciences.
The tabloid world is now their real world.
Since this episode is mainly catch-up, lets catch up!
(Its nowin the courts hands.)
White Kanye is not drinking and living his best life by the airport with Ally.
Anyway, Tom Schwartz has turned his personality into owning plants and raising pet bugs for some reason.
Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles, Katie Maloney Schwartz Maloney finally has a good haircut.
Thats really Katies only major update.
Wait, I forgot a major plot point.
Scandoval gave Scheana OCD.
I shouldnt joke about Scheanas mental-health issues.
Then theres Lala, who is on a bit of a heros journey or possibly a fools errand.
Am I sitting here?
Lala pulls Lisa aside and has a conversation about Raquel.
Why did she have to do this in the Tom Tom alley instead of the SUR alley next door?
It is a future UNESCO World Heritage Site, after all.
Ariana tells her that she hasnt really, because theyre still in touch.
If Raquel needs people to talk to, she hopefully has her own support online grid.
She doesnt need Lala.
But ultimately the girls are all happy and theyre laughing and having a blast, just like old times.
He pulls out his key and undoes the lock.
The house is echoey and dark except for a light-up mirror that is propped against the foyer wall.
Tom asks and a lone bat wakes up and flies across the room.
As he does, every piece falls out of the frame and cascades to the floor.
It will be Anns problem in the morning.