Vanderpump Rules
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This reunion really robbed us of all that.
Productionwas put on pausejust so we could, in Bravo parlance, watch what happens.
The second time they slept together was during Scheanas wedding in Mexico.
There are not enoughewsin existence.
Raquel has done many unwell things, but this might be theunwellest.
(Though I would suggest a larger bed and at least two bathrooms in your house.)
But it shows that Raquel maybe didnt just want Sandoval but wanted to become Ariana.
Actually, that is not what is most damaging.
(She still couldnt come clean about Christmas in St. Louis for some reason.)
The thing about the reunion is that it keeps last season mainly in the last season.
Its all wrong; its all busted; its all insane.
But thats why we watch, right?
Otherwise, it was pretty standard reunion fare.
There are a few things I would like to point out.
The first is that Tom Sandoval is even nastier than we ever thought.
Then Ariana says, Ill tell you who else he has slept with since starting to sleep with Raquel.
Alone, its a devastating answer, showing the chasm of betrayal this man deserves to be buried in.
Then he adds, She kept her T-shirt on.
It was really hot.
Fuck all the way off.
What a colossal turd.
Shove that Schwartz right up your Sandy, why dont you?
Also very turd-y are James and Lala.
The world had yelled enough at Tom and Raquel; we didnt need more of that.
We needed to hear their answers, as shitty as those were.
None of their insults landed nearly as hard as Tom self-immolating with that T-shirt comment.
He really is, as Ariana says, grody.
Yes, I am here to bring backgrodyas the adjective of choice.
No shame in that game, but at least acknowledge that is what happened.
Katie Maloney Schwartz Maloney played the whole reunion perfectly.
Ariana also played it perfectly, letting her vehemence wash over everyone like a cleansing fire.
Scheana Shay also handled it perfectly in her trailer 100 yards away from Raquel.
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But it all comes back to Raquel, who sat stone-faced the entire reunion.
(What if this whole thing was just an elaborate plot to somehow take down Lala?)
Just because Raquel seemed to take accountability for what its worth, it didnt come off well.
So, they just kept fucking while trying to figure that out?
But its a totally different Raquel we see in her final confessional.
Is that because she lost all her friends and finally knows it?
Is it because shes knowingly betraying Tom, the one person in the world she had left?
I dont know, and I cant tell you.
