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So, uh, have you read anygood news stories lately?
But were not really here to talk about the #Scandoval of it all.
(The lawyers said I have to put in alleged before every instance of affair.)
This is a recap, and we should talk about the episode, right?
Um, she thinks that is bad.
Just imagine how Ariana reacted when seeing dirty videos of her on Toms phone.
(The lawyer called again.
Add an allegedly.)
Katie and Charli go on a hike, and they hate it.
This is literally how every single hike I have ever been on ends.
Oh, because she and Katie hate each other, thats why.
Oh no, thats not Raquel at all.
She is so much different from that.
Its insinuating that she was only dating James to get on the show, which, duh.
But I think we all fell for Raquels sort of stupid, doe-eyed persona.
She was playing the long game, and it was to get way more famous than she could handle.
Mission accomplished,Rachel.
Does that mean that Ally will sleep with the ghost of Jax Taylor or something next?
Kristina Kelly isnt buying it for even one second.
She acts like a baby, but thats an insult to babies.
I mean, after last week, that hits so much harder.
I just need to be there in any way I can, he says.
Um, is she?
Is she, though?
Because, um, it sure looks like hes been fancying Raquel since about this timeright now.
Um, Lisa, you created this monster!
People are going there to seethemand they made it a success.
That has to be worth a few hundred Gs.
Suddenly, though, this story line looks a lot more, shall we say, produced than before.
What else about this season is produced?
Is the whole Raquel and Schwartz thing a ruse to misdirect us while something naughtier is going on?
And what about the girls trip to Vegas?
Oh, and look, Lala and Raquel are fighting over him.
Did he know this was going to happen?
This was all set up.)
We learn a few very sad facts about Lala in this episode.
Like she has not had sex since 2020.
You have awakened into a brand-new world.
(That is about two days from now.)
Can I go for it?
Lala gives her blessing but wants us all to know that she bowed out.
If it were a competition, she would have won.
But then, what is Raquels motivation?
Is she doing this to cover up for her and Sandoval?
Is she really just having a good time and wants to make out with a hot guy?
Did she have to go for Lalas because she likes taking other womens men?
It sure does seem like a pattern.
And there were plenty of hot guys there.
Um, get with this dude, Katie!
I want to see much, much, much, much, much, much more of him.
Preferably in my bedroom.
He drove by Schwartzs apartment, knowing he wouldnt be home.
Do not Google that!)
He had a little plan.
Schwartz would be home soon, and he wanted to give him a surprise.
Finally, he was at three-quarters mast, and he could hear the key turning in the lock.
Schwartz burst through the door, and you could see a cloud of shock rumble along his face.
Raquel????!!!!!!!!!
