Vanderpump Rules
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Its a dog, not a human being.

Give it a month, and it will hardly recognize the difference.
Or get a new dog.
Are they going to wade back into this minefield over some dogs?
The situation with Raquel and James is less complicated.
She decided to set a boundary and not let James see the dog.
Of course, she should.
Speaking of which, James does not seem at all over his relationship with Raquel.
Naturally, this is a crazy situation.
Why add dogginess to this, which you have to continue doing off-camera?
Dude, you dont tell the new girlfriend about the old girlfriend.
Cause it looks like hes still hung up on her.
Even Ally thinks that James said he loves her too quickly.
Is James saving any of this money?
Next, Raquel starts crying when she talks about her deep depression.
I would tell Peter to run if this werent an entirely fake relationship.
For the past two seasons, everyone was just hanging out in soulless modern farmhouses in the Valley.
So, yes, the Daily Mail party.
Lisa also hears that Peter and Raquel are dating.
Did no one show PeterShe Said?
Maybe he should watch it in a salon when someone gives his ponytail the euthanasia it is pleading for.
This is how Lisa uses her reality-TV powers for evil.
I admit, last week I was on the side of Tom and Tom.
How could Lala not know what was going on?
He literally tried to cast her in something so that she would sleep with him.
Howdidntshe know he was running a casting couch?
How could she not know?
But Ive shifted my perspective a bit.
Also, Randall was actively trying to deceive her into thinking he was a good man.
But her point was made.
A bad guy fooled her and she didnt see it coming.
There were several other atrocities at the party.
First, one of the servers is named Khai, which is a little unusual but not entirely awful.
That is not the way letters should be arranged.
I have to say, yeah.
It was worth it.
These two never had a good relationship.
She even says to him that he chose everything over her.
Yup, that sounds right.
Sounds like it should be over.
After their chat, Schwartz got up from their ecru banquette and went into the bars walk-in refrigerator.
He just needed to pace.
Buddy, are you okay?
he asked as he pulled Schwartz close, more in a bro hug than in an embrace.
Schwartz let out a chuckle.
Actually, yeah, he said.
I cant focus on what I lost; I just need to focus on everything I gained.
Sandoval spun Schwartz around and pushed him, hard, against the door, but it didnt open.
He removed Schwartzs belt, undid his pants, and freed a growing soldier from his briefs.