Vanderpump Rules
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He asks her if she thinks she and Sandoval will ever be in a better place.
Brock tells her that it would benefit Scheana, who feels stuck in the middle.
(Sandoval now seems to have internalized this.)
They even talk to one another.
So, yeah, I take it all back.
Ariana, you do you.
(Now, if only Dan would send his manbun to the same farm upstate where Brock sent his.
Then he would be absolutely perfect.)
This is just what Ariana needs right now: a guy who is theleastextra.
As for the rest of the episode, it was pretty standard, if a little boring.
Lala is throwing her birthday party and calls Sandoval to say, You know youre not invited, right?
Its like someone just served her a cat-piss burrito covered in baby diarrhea.
Next, we go to Sandovals concert at the El Rey, and hes wearing a leather harness onstage.
We even see Sandovals mom, Terri, come to check on her retirement savings.
Its currently stored in a Franklin Village bar named Schwartz & Sandys.
Does Jo have no self-respect?
Tom Schwartz did her so dirty during their last conversation.
He did her dirtier than Tom and Arianas rooms combined.
Is this man absolutely incapable of giving a woman a straight answer?
Lala and Katie Maloney Schwartz Maloney are wondering why boys always want to drive the boat.
Its not gangster themed.
Its not even speakeasy themed.
(Also, this is August in SF?
All those terrible tech brosandthat weather.
Theres not enough Rice-A-Roni in the known universe.)
He then makes Katie an indecent proposal.
Im with Katie on this one; that shit is way more intimate than cunnilingus.
The final scene is a weird one.
Thats the thing about Sandoval: He wont apologize because he still somehow thinks hes the aggrieved party.
Scheana thinks that if he does, it might bring the group together.
She is working on the POS system, getting the signs well hung, and thinking about the menu.
She is trying to shout and struggling, but Ann says, Oh, it cant be that bad.
I spent two years working for Tom Sandoval.
This is like a ski vacation!
