Vanderpump Rules
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Its like hes trying to correct the sins of the past by redoing them the right way.
Just look at the little visit from his father at the top of the episode.
James says he wants to be in the music business like his father.
And what sort of advice does Andros have for his alcoholic son?
Binge drinking is just a rite of passage, he says.
Then he tells him that he cant imagine being a DJ without having a drink.
I hope hes happy about that.
Sorry, Lala, but we are considering the source and disregarding the remark.
Um, do stand-up guys getexposes in the Los AngelesTimes?
Yeah, I didnt think so.
Actually, thats not such a bad way to go.
Know who is not at the party?
Katie Maloney Schwartz Maloney and her bob of sadness were either in Kristina Kellys (always both names!)
), Schwartz and Raquel were getting their flirt on a bit.
But, know what, it seemed like honest fun.
He tells Raquel that he has an LVP tattoo on his ass.
Ill show you in Mexico, he says.
Thats the cheeky thing you say with friends youre attracted to.
As long as it is consensual, flirting never hurts anyone.
Next thing you know, we are at the Dreamz resort and (possibly?)
casino in Playa Del Carmen, who I believe was one of Jaxs two girlfriends somewhere around season three.
Its so great to see the Witches of WeHos spells finally turned against them.
Scheana admits she doesnt talk about it often, but shes half Mexican.
Ugh, poor Ally.
), and she ended up being the tool James is using to venture to get back at Raquel.
Ally could be anyone.
Sure, things were awkward all around.
But things were even frostier with James and Ally.
Can we stop talking about her for like five seconds?
But that is against the point of Ally.
She is not there to be her own person.
She is there to be the anti-Raquel.
Everything James is doing with Ally is revenge on the Raquel voodoo doll he holds in his mind.
Then we get to the big, fat bust-up at the rehearsal dinner.
Well, do you even need to rehearse for a resort wedding?
I feel like they have this all mapped out and down to a science.
Its less of a wedding ceremony and more like making Swedish meatballs at Ikea.
Anyway, James comes in, and we hear from everyone involved that there was an incident off-camera.
Apparently, one of Brocks friends was super-drunk.
Ariana witnessed the whole thing and wasnt happy about James almost starting a fight, nonetheless at Scheanas wedding.
Its the usual White Kanye behavior, any excuse other than taking accountability for his own actions.
Finally, Ariana says that James is berating her, which he denies.
But then its Ally, yes Ally, who chimes in and says, Yes, you are.
We know Raquels answer.
Shes right; no one can make James listen.
No one can make him stop.
As Ally got up and left the table, so did Tom Sandoval.
He knew who was staying there.
he said as he walked toward the lump under the comforter.
As he pulled it back, he had a bit of a shock.
Of course, Schwartz said back to him.
Who else would have a room with a galaxy light?
Who else would want a little bit of this?
Sandoval leaned his head back and moaned.
