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(It was, just, um, in a different way.)
She sits on the bed with Katie, Lala, and Kristina Kelly (always both names!
Katie Maloney Schwartz Maloney says, Im starting to see a pattern in Raquel.
Well, you should have shared that red flag with Ariana, missy.
This is when things really turn.
Raquel says, Thank God you dont have a man to be around.
On the floor laughing, cringing, cheering, and Oh boying.
It also has something to do with the tone.
Raquels been drinking; its 3 a.m.; Im going to bed.
Just squash it for now and deal with it in the morning.
I dont think I have an adequate read on Raquel at all.
Anyway, her feelings are hurt.
When they tell her, she, of course, feels bad.
Lala says in confessional, What she showed up with on this bed was appalling.
This is just average behavior for this class of reality star.
Lala then asks her, Do you really feel like that?
Well, if you cant keep a man, here I am?
All right, I love Lala, but she is perhaps the most wrong person on Bravo.
This is not what Raquel was saying at all.
These are two different things.
Well, guess who isnt for her then!
She then gets her Tennessee Williams moment.
People have been literally asking me, Raquel, who are you?
And you know what my answer is?
Yeah, welcome to the world, my sweet little cherub.
None of us know who we are.
None of us know who we are no reason to have a hangover-fueled panic attack about it.
Because they are all wrong.
Were talking Dewey Defeats Truman wrong.
Were talking announcingLa La LandinsteadofMoonlightwrong.
Were talking pickingReuban StuddardoverClay Aiken wrong (#Claymates4Life).
She says when she heard it, she was personally offended for everyone in a relationship.
Yeah, thats because Lala doesnt know what Raquel meant.
And even if thats what Raquel wants to do, its still not what she said.
So, no, Raquel was not offensive to all women everywhere.
She also was not a liability the night before.
She was just drunk and being a jerk.
Raquel is sick of it and finally decides to stick up for herself.
She tells Lala, I shouldnt trust you around my man.
When Lala asks why, she retorts, Because you slept with my man!
She has Lala dead to rights.
(Well, for now.)
Lala tells her, You have to get over it, babe.
It was six years ago.
Yeah, but Raquel just found out about it.
She hasnt had time to get over it.
Since then, shes gotten sober and improved as a person.
But just because Lala has gotten over it doesnt mean that Raquel has had the time to process it.
Girl, you are at adivorceparty.
You were hitting on a guy last night and have already shagged a few dudes.
Fuck all of the Inland Empire for all I care.
Should Raquel have tried to kiss Schwartz?
But Katies justification for it is totally backward.
She says that Russell never had to answer for his actions, but she did.
Know who made her answer?
Katie and her old clique of mean girls who held it over her head forseasons.
Lala is just perpetuating the system of abuse to blame the single women who are sleeping with married men.
What I really wanted to yell at this table was that theyre all awful and theyre all compromised.
Lala slept with a married dude and bragged about it, and she slept with another girls boyfriend.
Know what, this is the right thing to do.
This is the right approach.
And thats just what they do.
I know this is too much to bear.
