Vanderpump Rules
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(Why are they erasing Brock?
Are we even allowed to say his name anymore?
Has he been retired to Ken Todds Home for Doddering Spouses?)
Katie has despised Scheana since the first day she showed up at SUR withEddie Cibrians scentstill on her sheets.
Unclear, but I am happy to have this relatively petty cattiness back on my television screen.
At this recording, Scheana starts asking Schwartz a lot of questions about getting it on with Raquel.
Katie tells the group that Tom told her that Scheana was trying to get him and Raquel together.
Raquel tells the girls that Scheana is always trying to do that with her, too.
In fact, she doesnt want him hooking up with any of her friends.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what is the fairest request of them all?
It is this one.
Whats even more shocking is that Raquel doesnt immediately say, Oh no, I would never!
Yeah, smooth move.
Oopsies, I guess.
Yup, sounds about right.
Scheana is going into this with her eyes wide open.
Meanwhile, Raquel has to meet James at the park so that he can see her dog Graham.
They meet at the park and James sees the dog, which quickly goes to pant in the shade.
Now Raquel is stuck talking to James.
This is why you dont co-parent the dog.
Just tell James to send over a bag of Milk Bones and leave them alone.
See, this is not worth it.
Being on the show is not worth it.
Having this dog is not worth it.
Having to look White Kanye in his veneers ever again is not worth it.
This is a sacred space for us, he says.
How is Raquel the only one who laughs at this?
Also, James and Ally met at a Tom Sandoval show in the Valley?
Oh yeah, shes a fan trying to get on the show.
Why else would she even be at that concert?
Youre an evil troll, she says of Scheana.
Youre a shitty person.
Youre a shitty friend.
Karma is gonna come for you and Im gonna watch your world burn.
This, right here, is why Katie is the meanest person on television.
Yeah, sorry about that joke.
Probably too soon after that bad date.
Its like Raquel is an Instagram ad for a Skimms knockoff.
Still got it!)
Fucking is worse than flirting.
Yeah, except Katie is not hooking up with anyones friends!
These situations are not equivalent at all.
When Scheana and Katie confront each other, Katie is quite angry.
But I dont think Scheana wants to.
As soon as he saw Sandoval, he shouted, Raquel!
Youre trying to make out with Raquel.
Naw, bro, Schwartz said.
Its not even like that.
Scheana just wants us together because shes a bitch.
Theres only one person I want to kiss.
With that, he grabbed Sandoval and pulled him close, planting a kiss square on his mustachioed mouth.
But Sandoval respectfully pushed him off and ended it right there.
