Vanderpump Rules

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Its just a slog going through the same old motions.

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Is it just me, or did the whole thing seem staged and/or manufactured?

Alexa, set an alarm for 30 minutes.

Also, Alexa, is there something about her?

It was just all so convenient.

The whole thing seemed both preordained and inconsequential.

Russran then tells the ladies that he will tell them if they get the money this weekend, i.e.

I dont take backallthe awful things I said about this, but about maybe half.

What is stupid is this $20,000 photoshoot he had with the cast ofVanderpump Rules.

Other than promotion for his brand, what is this good for?

Who wants to see these images of reality stars?

And why spend so much on falling balloons when they dont even work?

We discover that the two of them already have a marriage license (even before the engagement?

But why not make that part of the narrative?

The rest of the episode was just everyone kicking around theSunstone Wineryin Santa Ynez (with a Y!)

which deserves every ounce of promo that the show is giving it.

The rooms look amazing.

The grounds look immaculate.

Everything about it screams, A secondary character onGame of Throneswas murdered here.

Toms Schwartz and Sandoval particularly loved wandering around the vineyard at night.