Vanderpump Rules
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The episode starts wrapping up the fallout for Scheanas Never-Ending Wedding Story 2023.
Yes, it was just a kiss between single people.
Yes, it didnt mean that much.
Yes, they didnt sleep with each other.
The deal was dont muck around in the friend group and, specifically, dont kiss Raquel.
Schwartz had to do one thing, and he failed.
Does that mean Katie is right about everything?
Lets start with the ugly leather beret she wore to Tom and Arianas house.
I mean, what the hell is that thing?
Did she get it from the Ashlee HolmesRHONJseason-two collection for Kohls?
What was that hat?
Also wrong of Katie: calling Raquel a whore.
Yes, it must stick in her craw every time she says something like this.
It was so inconsequential, at the time, she didnt even mention it until the cameras were down.
However, Sandovals reaction to her is most telling when he and Schwartz go to see Lisa at SUR.
Even Lisa notices the giant smile on his face that is so big it turns his mustache inside out.
He feels like she always takes the other persons side against him.
However, this speaks to his frame of mind before committing the crime.
Look at that last sentence.
I could be a writer forSVU.
It is completely possible.
I mean, his name is Satchel.
Of courseMusicKillsKatieis dating a human that is entirely made out of pipe cleaners, whose name is Satchel.
Sometimes you have to let the jokes write themselves, and today that joke is Satchels pants.
I dont know if Raquel is acting erratically or just ill-advisedly.
Instead, she thinks, Know what I should do?
No no no no no no no no.
Do not call the wife.
Do notevercall the wife who is acting out on social media.
Im not here to say whether it is Oliver or the wife I think is telling the truth.
When this started online, she should have been like, Know what?
But she didnt; she showed up with cameras in tow.
No, that is not what she did.
That is really the only nice thing I have to say about Lala.
Just like Raquel, she might have had no idea.
The problem is, even if we excuse that, Lala is not blameless.
Even if shes not a mistress, shes more of a cheater than Raquel.
treated Raquel; they will feel forever justified and vindicated in some nasty behavior.
