Vanderpump Rules
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Instead, I thought she might be Carrie.
This would make an excellent narrative arc.
Shes getting back at Lala by calling her a mistress.
Shes getting back at Katie by kissing Schwartz.
Shes coming after every girl on the show who was mean to her.
There goes that theory.
However, this is the second episode in a row where B.S.
Back in Arizona, Lala, Katie, and Kristina Kelly (always both names!)
return from a bar ironically called BJs.
Why would anyone think that Randall was good in bed or that she was with him for the sex?
Theyre checking off things on their enormous whiteboard To Do list.
Non-erasable To Do items include Meditate/Stretch, Content, Lunch Water, and 1 Minute Kiss.
No, not him.
The other really annoying one.
No, theotherreally annoying one.
There is nowhere for Jamie to stay, and its two weeks before the wedding.
Throughout the episode, we learn more and more about this wedding.
People are paying around $1,000 for their rooms.
These people include Ally, Jamess new girlfriend.
Wait just a minute here.
Scheana is getting married on a weekday in Mexico at a resort that production surely got free.
All of these people will be in Mexico at the resort, but they cant come to the ceremony?
I mean, what in the Star Jones Bridezilla is going on here?
This all boils over at the pool party.
After a scene where Katie and Ariana talk about their sandwich shop (We made a mood board!)
Amen, my sister.
Sandoval then comes to an impassioned defense of Raquel by yelling at Katie.
I would never do that to herface.
Sandoval then says that all he sees is Lala being a bully to Raquel for no reason.
I mean, I hate him for cheating on Ariana with Raquel.
I hate Raquel for cheating on Ariana with Tom.
Finally, Raquel says to Lala, Youre a bully.
I dont need this energy in my life.
I learned my lesson with James, and Im finally learning my lesson with you.
If you two are going to be like Chihuahua followers, like literally, Im done.
(Oh, if only she didnt go fucking her only friends common-law husband!)
As Raquel is still talking to Lala, she then starts pretending that Raquel isnt there.
Oh wait, were supposed to be talking about the room thing!
Scheana wants to pay Katie for her room so her bridesmaid Jamie can use it.
Shes just not going to the ceremony.
Ariana tries to play mediator and asks Katie, Whats your price?
Scheana just doesnt want Katies bad energy at her wedding.
But why does Katie even want to go?
That seems, I dont know … whats below petty?
But Katie wont even bargain with Ariana.
Were going to Mexico; thats whats happening.
She has the plane ticket (probably courtesy of Bravo).
Scheana will give her money for her hotel room so she can book another one.
Just go to another fucking resort already.
Katie gets offended that Tom is against her once again.
She says one reason she divorced Tom is that he always took everyone elses side against her.
Maybe it was her?
As Schwartz walked into the front door, Sandoval confronted him.
Schwartz entered the room and saw a phone in a ring light tripod at the end of the bed.
You know how Lisa said shed pay $50 for our OnlyFans?
Schwartz asked, the blood rushing to various parts of his body.
Then it was over.
If only Sandoval had already learned his lesson about deleting dirty videos off his phone.
