Vanderpump Rules
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He lies more than a sloth in the sun.
He lies more than Charlies grandparents inCharlie and the Chocolate Factory.
He lies more than the internet.
As awful as Sandoval is to everyone around him, the editors are the real heroes of this show.
This guy cant even keep his story straight for two whole minutes.
Even I could keep myself straight for that long.
I could flirt with a woman for a whole quarter of an hour!
She tells her that she spent the night at Sandovals house.
He says that she did.
Yes, the optics would have been bad.
Because they were totally fucking upstairs after Schwartz left, thats why.
Wait, is Ken the Teddy Ruxpin?
(4.5 stars, would recommend.)
Scheana also tells us later that he got caught lying to Brock as well about the same thing.
Are any of us surprised that the truth about their relationship eventually came out?
He should really reconsider monogamy, because Tom Sandoval is just too damn stupid to have an affair.
She adds, Something aint right.
I think somethings going on.
lip-balm party at Tom Tom.
left when Tom was taking a shit and missed his ride.
And it seemed like his girlfriend was in quite a fragile state.
She keeps telling us how overwhelmed she is and how she feels like shes barely holding on.
And how does Tom repay her?
By fucking her bestie in their own damn bed.
This is bad, and it looks worse for Tom by the minute because hes abusing Arianas trust.
It looks even worse for Raquel, whom Ariana seems to trust implicitly around her man.
Everything that happens while glamping for Raquels birthday is an absolute shambles.
you might make ranch dressing at home?
I thought it could only be concocted in industrial-size stainless-steel vats in a factory setting.
But on this trip, Raquel talks about how these people are her real true friends.
How did they think this would end?
There is no way out of this that is not the end ofNatural Born Killers.
(In this analogy, Sandoval is Juliette Lewis because they have the same haircut.)
Between that and Scheana shouting, Ive got a text!
while glamping, they were heavy on theLove Islandreferences in this episode.
I agree with Scheana and Ariana; Katie said it, or at least insinuated it.
Oh, our poor sweet little angel Ariana.
Our poor, poor lost girl.
(Im starting to like this girl.)
He then tells her he is not angry about the situation.
She says she has no regrets and was happy for most of their relationship.
Then James says that he had to learn from his past mistakes.
Good one, James.
Since when has this man ever learned a thing?
