Vanderpump Rules
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Holy jeekers, what do we do with this whole episode?
Even without the #Scandoval of it all, this is an insane episode.
That means the wedding and whenever they first did the nasty were in the same vicinity time-wise.
Anyway, that means that Raquel had already kissed Sandoval by the time she got to Schwartz.
Is this for the show?
Was this a producers idea?
Basically, is she doing it for clout?
Or does she really feel something for Schwartz?
That cant be real, can it?
Or isthisthe mental breakdown?
Katie says that she hates Tom Schwartz, which should be her most familiar emotion by now.
For this, I do not blame her.
That was completely earned by Schwartz, even if maybeslightlyexcessive.
Its Lala and James who are handling it worse than anyone.
Lala says to him, Your ex is a hoe.
A cheap broke down hoe.
Come on, we cant be both sex-positive and slut shaming simultaneously.
He does this in front of his girlfriend!
Its just so sneaky.
Why are you so pressed?
And if youre going to be that pressed, dont do it right in front of her salad.
Ally has a glimmer of hope later in the episode, though.
She could do well here.
When he arrives, Katies eyes are rolling harder than everyEuphoriacharacter at some phenomenal-looking backyard kegger.
Katie then lays out her case perfectly and succinctly.
Yes, theyre divorced.
Yes, it is a silly little thing.
Yes, it shouldnt matter that much.
As she said, this was theone thingshe asked for.
But that iswhyTom did it.
Honestly, I think its best that it happened.
As Schwartz said, these two need to be done.
This is not a natural way to live, and I dont know that we should support it.
(Oh my god, what will next season look like?
My brain just ate seven handfuls of chocolate chips right out of the bag and then died.)
Contrary to what Lala would erroneously lead you to believe, everyone is there for Scheanas wedding.
The whole thing is pretty amazing.
Scheanas dress is just the right level of slutty and she looks amazing in it.
