Vanderpump Rules
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I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
Of course, that looks exactly like what is happening now.
We learned a lot about S&Ss (or should it be S.O.S.s?)
Can you image what it must be like for her to order Starbucks?
The name is Daisye.
No, with an E. No, not D-A-I-S-E-Y.
With an E. No, not D-A-E-S-Y.
At the end, an E at the end.
I already told you its not E-Y.
Where is the documentary about this woman?
I need to know everything immediately.
But wait, hes not paying the rent.
Just look at the promo for next week.
She says to Scheana and Brock, Should I go ask Schwartz to make out?
Anyway, Schwartz isnt a total idiot and says no.
Well, is he not a total idiot?
Why was he in the front row of the concert but then also sitting in a chair?
Wait, thats not what were here to talk about.
(Sandoval says its unreasonable.
There are literally 16 katrillion women between 18 and 39 in L.A. County for Schwartz to choose from.
He has to pick one of ten that Katie said is off limits?)
However, Katie does make it eternally difficult to be on her side.
Its like calling Scheana a troll.
Raquel is not smart enough to come up with something so diabolical on her own, Katie says.
Shes literally the human equivalent of cotton candy.
No, no, no, no, no, Katie.
That is not how you do it.
[Clears throat] Raquel is the mascot for a boba tea chain that only sells to high-school dropouts.
That is how we play this game!
But its not like Katie is even getting along with Schwartz now.
Theyredivorced, and theyre divorced for a reason.
When she gets upset about it, he asks her to leave.
(Fine, she says.
When Katie walks out, Schwartz calls her his archnemesis.
Hes not wrong, but this is the ex youre trying to be friends with?
Good luck, broseph.
But it wouldnt be an episode without our little White Kanye, DJ James Kennedy.
Oh, and also he cheated on her the whole time they were together.
She doesnt tell Ally not to date her, but warns her about James.
Well, at all.
This, right here, is the problem with James.
And he thinks that is the same as not giving enough blowies?
Also, maybe Raquel loves to S the D, maybe she just doesnt love to SJamessD.
Maybe its too small.
(Maybe its too big, but hardly.)
Maybe he doesnt clean his foreskin.
Maybe he has eczema on his balls.
Maybe he pushes her head down on his cock too much while shes trying to work.
(They dont call it a job for nothin.)
But this is the Canyon.
This is where the music meets theSOUL!
If James cant even behave himself there, what hope does the Hotel Ziggy even have?
But, once again, this is why James should not be drinking.
Where is Lala on Jamess sobriety journey, and why is she not helping him more?
But everything on this show comes back to the Toms, right?
I need a minute, Schwartz said, turning to Sandoval.
My pants are down, and your shirt is open, Sandoval asked.
Exactly, Schwartz said.
He grabbed Sandovals hands and rubbed them along the ripples of his torso.
See, my shirt is open, he said.
Sandoval seemed to guess what the correct next move was.
He grabbed Schwartzs hand and placed it on the thin knit of his boxer briefs.
