Vanderpump Rules
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Well, theyre here.
Well, did you keep the receipt?
Because I want to return them.
Hes doing the most right now!
It quickly devolves into petty arguing.
Ariana is mad that Tom didnt wrap up the back door to their house.
What Sandoval did to Ariana was terrible and entirely his fault.
However, how they deal with the aftermath is up to both of them.
Tom wants to get it done (maybe not fairly, but he wants it done).
Ariana wants to make this guys life as hard as she possibly can.
I dont blame her.
Still, the way its set up now is serving neither of them.
Okay, maybe not that.
On his way out, he says, You got everything.
You got all the campaigns; now youre going to take my assistant?
Shes doing much better than he is (and she should!
), but cant she take a bit of consolation from that?
Will that lessen her anger?
Later in the episode, Lala says, Look at his life.
You dirty dog, Tom says to Katie, almost in admiration.
She seems to take some kind of sick pride in having revenge on him.
Its like the two are finally starting to respect each other for the horrible banshees in each others souls.
On the one hand, he keeps being one of the wisest and sanest voices about life after Sandoval.
When Scheana insists he uninvite Sandoval because of the fight at the water party, Brock refuses.
Just because Sandoval triggers Ariana and she cant handle her anger doesnt mean that Sandoval shouldnt be invited.
Im not even asking for acceptance or cordiality here.
Im talking about just letting the man breathe within 100 feet of her.
(It turns out she paid for most of the furniture in the house, too.)
When Sandoval tries to come up with an argument, she just keeps shouting, Stop speaking to me.
Stop speaking to me, repeatedly to silence him.
There is a flaw in this very effective strategy, though.
Just look at what happened with the cat litter.
I dont need Ariana to be a perfect victim.
Dude, if the White Kanye, the same man who shouted, Its not about the pasta!
Back in Valley Village, Ann just showed up for work in her suit with her resume printed out.
Do you even want to work here anymore?
Do you even know what Ive done for you?
Ive saved you from her rage.
Ive saved you from her never replacing the batteries and the pens.
Ive saved you from taking care of those dogs that I do most of the work on anyway.
Im too nice to you?
I pay you too well?
Just get out of here and come back in a few days.
You go downstairs and sit on a stool for an hour and think about what you did.
But can you get my stripey green top from the dryer first?
I need to go to the beach.
Meanwhile, inThe Valley…
Speaking of being canceled, Kristen finally opens up about the worst thing that ever happened to her.
I was canceled, she says, like it is a disease and she just caught it.
I have rickets, Kristen tells everyone, and they commit seppuku together and dream of Capri.
