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Vanity Fairs lie-detector tests on celebrities are one of celeb-doms most valuable resources.

He thought highly of Lady Gagas acting, we learned.

But tragedy struck when he was asked to compare himself to Cher.

I have never actually seen … he said, before trailing off, then saying something even worse.

Was she inMamma Mia?

I dont think Ive ever seen a movie with Cher in it.

Hes writing gay love songs without having seenMoonstruck?

Bloom is no longer gay.

In a Dream is no longer romantic.

A tragedy has befallen our community.

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