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Practicing nonviolence is a respectable pursuit.
It takes discipline, fortitude, and self-control.
This is not to say Ipersonallywant to punch Sandoval.
Vanderpump Ruless 11th season was an often messy, frequently unsatisfying experience infourth-wall-breakingand failed image rehabilitation.
This man hasGastonschauvinism without any of its accompanying silliness, one-hit wonderRex Manningsegoism without the necessary one hit.
Offering to get Ariana a nice hotel room while he invites people over for his birthday.
Buddy, why dontyouget the nice hotel room for your party instead of kicking her out?
Im still very much in love with Raquel.
What is this manicure?
White and milky blue?
Are we doing Easter year-round?
The this woman is an immoral failure for not being domestic enough defense, cool, cool.
Something that happened over a decade ago is no longer relevant to this situation.
Making Ann clean up the mess left by his birthday party.
Does she get paid more to clean up after him?
Yelling at Lisa Vanderpump.
When Sandovals not sighing, hes doing this pouty, burying-his-head-in-his-hands thing.
This reaction … its very child in trouble whose only response is to blame someone else.
Winking at the camera: pass.
Comparing yourself with every white dads favorite cinematic protagonist … the onewrongfully convictedof a crime … the nerve.
As Brian Moylannoted, Lala sold hoodies, Katie has the sandwich shop, Scheana has her little song.
Did the entire nation get way too involved in this affair and its aftermath?
Who believes this man can put together a campsite or chop wood?
Claiming he and Raquel/Rachel didnt have malicious intent when they were in their affair … maybe the first time.
What would be malicious under Sandovals definition, then?
He said that life is lying?
When people tell you who they are, believe them, etc.
Hitting on women at his singles pool party by insulting Ariana.
Im just tired of being the fucking scapegoat I dont think that scapegoat means what Sandoval thinks it means.
Comparing yourself to alleged murderer Scott Peterson in a way that issympathetic to Scott Petersonis really something.
Its because its such a silly hill to die on, dude!
All genies and djinns would like to be excluded from this narrative.
Give me an example of male rage?
Brock and Sandoval, you could both say less.
Remember when Sandoval said he was in love with Raquel/Rachel and was saving himself for her?
Is this how you treat someone toward whom you once held those feelings?
Saying he was never so attacking toward other cast members as they were to him.
Making the contradictory complaints that hisNew York Times Magazineprofile wasnt glowing and also that nobody read it.
If youwouldlike to read Sandoval compare himself with O.J.
Simpson and George Floyd in a shaky attempt to describe the media whirlwind around him,here you go.
Is this … a rape joke?
One thing it definitely is not is a good joke.
We all just watched it!
was really the toxic cherry on the melting, covered-with-ants sundae that was his arc this season.
Ann, sue this man.
Thats a storylinefor season 12, youre welcome.
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