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Next up is Francesca DUva.
I was in a K-8 Catholic school, and I was suuuuuper quiet and miserable for no specific reason.
When I handed her the envelope, she grabbed it and said, Lets see what it is!
My family was so obsessed with my impression of her that it became one of our main inside jokes.
Everyone was always going, Lets see what itisss.
And thats when I learned the comedic impact of mocking young women.
So sorry to that teacher!
And Ive gotten to work with so many talented, smart people!
At this moment at least.
Tell us everything about your worst show ever.
(This can involve venue, audience, other acts on the lineup, anything!
We were invited to perform at some kind of parent-weekend event with some other campus groups.
It was just silence for maybe ten minutes.
It was so hard for me, seriously, because I love parents.
It was just sad.
I learned a tough lesson at that show, which is that I should have been a dancer.
Usually whatever joke I made in conversation that made someone laugh will work onstage.
So, there you go Occams razor.
Thank you, Mom!
Just kidding kind of.
Get some backbone, bitch!
But these places dont want us to think about that!
I didnt take her advice, which is my biggest regret.
Im sorry, Mom.
Its my prerogative if I want a joke to stay bad.
