Score yourself on a scale from Representative Richard Hudsons home Wi-Fi data pipe to JasperTok.

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Howdeep on Redditdid you get trying to figure out whooctopusslover8is?

Were you sharedon a spreadsheetto theorize about the surprise songs in Taylor Swifts upcoming set lists?

To each their own internet history.

The deeper you have to dive to find a story, the more points it earns you.

.If TikTok is to be dead, so it be, so it is

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Does TikTok get into the home Wi-Fi connection?

asked Representative Richard Hudson during one of the more baffling exchanges.

Im sorry, I may not understand the question, Chew responded.

The relationship between Congress and social media has been strained ever since Facebook wouldnt commit to ending finsta.

This isnt what I stand for.

No one should have to experience hate or bullying.

Ive always advocated for kindness and really want this all to stop.

On Thursday, March 30, a Utah civil court followed suit.

.Ditch Twitch

In October 2006 we started working on live video for the internet.

That gong you hear is the sound of another tech titan stepping down.

But its only really time to worry if people start getting back on Facebook.

Why its a 2:Everyones loving it.

Has a TikTok that technically no longer exists ever been this popular?

Think: West Elm Caleb.

.PUSSY PSA!

Now Shane is making videos with artists likeRina Sawayamaand gettingduetted by Nick JonasandLea Michele.

The distinct choreography typically accompanies marching bands during sports halftime shows and features bold costumes and baton-twirling.

Its like no one learned anything from Addison Rae performingthe renegade onThe Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon.

Even constantly onlinecelebs like Chrissy Teigenwere duped.

Why its a 3:Drippy Pope is one of the first truly widespread instances of AI misinformation.

.Flyers remorse

Girl, what are you talking about?

I hated every aspect of my semester abroad had all the chefs kiss hallmarks of Twitter rage-bait.

Pressure to travel and hostile Italians are just two of the reasons Datskovska cited for her disappointing trip.

However, being insufferable on your year abroad is kind of part of the whole experience.

Getting reamed out by Twitter?

Not so much, somethingsome users of the platformfelt Datskovskas editors should have protected her from.

So I pretty much know everything about you.

Why its a 3:This is the 2023 version of celebrities theyre just like us!

Except that us is just the people who spent all their free time on the internet during the pandemic.

If that doesnt scream#fastfashionmeangirlI dont know what to tell you.

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While continuing to promote their success as an individual accomplishment.

Its fascinating and I promise you that I dont wish for any persons or businesses demise.

I am here to educate, share my knowledge and facilitate ethical business models within the creator community.

You really cant make this stuff up.

Austin sharedin her own videothat the problem was Wilsons secretly working for other businesses.

.Anna Marie Tendlers bad blood

@annamtendler deleted video.

Uh, Taylor, my girl, people who designed Taylors tour?

Tendler then went private and has yet to return to the platform.

I hope she doesnt let this keep her away forever because we need more sheet-folding-tutorial content likethis.

For that reason, you likely have no one to talk to about it.

Well, probably gay, but also you just have great taste in films.

015 Points: Kinda plugged in.

You know about the potential TikTok ban, but youre primarily a Reels user anyways.

1530 Points: Above-averagely online.

you stand to attention.

But, like Chrissy Teigen, you fell for the AI pope image.

3041 Points: Irreparably internet damaged.

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