Save this article to read it later.

Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.

A gay sex scene that involves Charlie Swan

2.

Article image

An AI evil robot baby named Renesmee

5.

Also a real baby named Renesmee

6.

A plot in which Bella actually joins the high-school volleyball team and they go to Nationals

10.

Jacob opens and runs a hair salon

11.

More scenes at Port Angeless best Italian restaurant, La Bella Italia

12.

Change Jaspers backstory so hes not a Confederate soldier, plz

13.

A season-long D-plot about Jessica and Angela trying to make it to glee-choir regionals

14.

More than just one Black vampire

15.

A Volturi orgy

16.

More vampire leisurely pastimes, like baseball (I want to see them ski)

17.

Bring Lee Pace back, ideally in the context of entry No.

Theme song by Evanescence

19.

A battle between vampires and the Avengers

21.

Smell-o-Vision (horny advancement in home-viewing technology)

23.

Bring back my (Denali clan) girls

24.

Spoons, Oregon

28.

Recast Bella … so that Kristen Stewart can be seriesprop master

29.

Lydia Tar as a vampire overlord

32.

Hear us out … Kieran Cullen

33.

Why do they look like that?

Directed by Olivier Assayas

  1. and doesnt tell anyone and then spends the rest of the season working through metaphorical guilt

37.

A brief Stephanie Meyer cameo in every episode, but she plays random roles

38.

Bryce Dallas Howard resurrection

Sources

Tags: