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Angie Katsanevas, our first intergalactic Housewife, is not wearing sunglasses that cover her whole face.
And Lisa Barlow has forced all the women to dress identical to her, wigs and all.
If there are eight Lisa Barlows, does that mean we have 56 lawyers combined?
Were also seeing former allies Angie K and Lisa Barlow going toe-to-toe about who is a better mother.
(What I would have paid to get a ticket to that dinner.)
Speaking of ladies we dont know, a lot is made about the newest Housewife, Bronwyn Newport.
Thats what Mary called Whitney.
You get the idea.
Also, why is Meredith so pissed off that people are recording her and who is wearing a wire?
These sound like gifts from either Mormon heaven or the reality gods, depending on how you worship.
The season kicks off Wednesday, September 18, which is really soon.
See, I knew that Bravos excellent casting department would have us saying, Jen and Monica who?
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