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Or maybe, more accurately,a deflated football.

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The messy singles are still messy and single; Jackie is still terrorizing Josh.

Alls right with the world.

But from what I could tell, it just looks down on nondescript buildings.

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Why risk the motion sickness?

Id rather eat on the ground.

(But like stop using the term fur babies.

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It makes you sound like that couple fromLamb.)

Asher the dog got to return home and sleep in the bed!

A win for the pets!!!

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Loser: Zach

I had to get allergy shots every week for most of my childhood.

For the first time since meeting Zach, he has my sympathies.

Its very weird, but also kinda sweet?

(Okay,Taylor Swift!)

Paul does a better job than Micah of making sure he comes out on top of their breakup.

Borderline psychopathic, but masterfully done.

I will give this and only this to Chelsea: shes got great taste in clothes.

She looks like she could be Gabrielle Unions sister, and he tells Brett he thinks shes the one.

He also got clowned on so incredibly hard with the entire party participating in the Marshall Facial Expression Challenge.

Its endearing, but I would be devastated.

I have never heard of this game.

Is this the new axe throwing*?

Well, inAfter the Altar, Kacia gets to tell her side of the story.

Thats an impressive bit of spin, considering Jackie was the one who brought up the whole thing.

(ThankJenna Lyons, I guess.)

Loser: Jackie and Josh

Ugh, can we not?

The AUDACITY for Josh to accuse Monica of clout chasing when he inserted himself into Jackies storyline.

Winner: Sports girlies

From Chelsea declaring, I may be a girly girl, but …

I know the rules!

It was packed with sports, including that fateful Seattle Mariners game, a fantasy (?)

flag football match, and even an amateur soccer game.

Loser: Sports fans

Unfortunately, the sports portrayed inAfter the Altarwere boring as hell.