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Still, Harry is gingerly game to inject someCrowninto the House of Windsor.
Well spare you the long read and tell you the winners and losers.
Sickest burn:Whatever grievances people had against us, sex crimes werent on the list.
He also compares William to Stewie on one occasion in a derogatory way.
All that, and she turned Harrys bedroom into a dressing room after he moved out.
I tried not to care, he admits.
But, especially after the first time I saw it, I cared.
Sickest burn:She began to play the long game.
A campaign aimed at marriage, and eventually the Crown.
Were not close enough for you to talk about my hormones!
Kate told Meghan in front of their spouses, Harry writes.
Sickest burn:She loved clothes.
I think I watched every episode ofFriendsin 2013, he writes.
He cites The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding as a particularly good underwear-folding episode.
While there he took magic mushrooms a trip that crescendoed with a talking toilet that had its own head.
Pa and Camilla didnt want Willy and Kate drawing headlines away from them or their causes, Harry writes.
Theyd openly scolded Willy about it many times.
He wanted to say no, but he didnt want to be impolite, Harry remembers.
Or else he recognized that I wouldnt stop.
The attack left Harry with scrapes and bruises on his back.
Sickest burn:My dear brother, my archenemy, how did we come to this?
Now I had to worry about them hounding her for an autograph, Harry recalls.
He thought it would honor his sense of carpe diem.
Its not even past enough to include it 17 pages in.
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