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By the next time you get aHousewives Institute Bulletinin your inbox, BravoCon will have happened.
(Thanks, Anna!)
Comecheck it outand bring your copy ofmy book; Ill be signing every one I see.
But first, as always, the news!
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Not all the news, but all the news you actually care about.
ORANGE YOU GLAD ITS A MESS?
Its conflicting reports all around, except there is one thing everyone can agree on: No one missesDr.
The biggest drama is between Shannon, Heather, andTamra Judge, who is back in the franchise.
This is where we heard that Gina probably wont be holding her orange this year.
The Heather-and-Terry rumors are in full effect, and Heather finally gave them credence.
Someone needs to teach these ladies about theStreisand Effect, and fast.
Isnt it convenient that thepaparazzi caught themsnuggling up at a theme park to put those rumors to rest?
I wonder who called the cameras, because this looks as staged as one ofBraunwyn Windham-Burkes million girlfriend reveals.
(She wont.)
Arent your 1 million businesses and No Scrubs and Shape of You royalties enough?
Damn, does that mean were stuck withDrew Sidorabeing useless for another 20 episodes?
They started filming earlier this week at the birthday party forSanya Richard-Rosss husband.
She says that brand as a media personality is now damaged because of the association.
Between this and herself-identified shadowbanning, the skinny girl has a real problem with your teens favorite time-wasting app.
Apparently theres a market for Bethenny-endorsed sweaters, though.
Maybe she should call upLisa Rinnaand get some of that QVC money?
There was also asuccessful auctionof the houses furniture, decorations, and even a basketball signed by Michael Jordan.
Even as the things go away, this story is still very much with us.
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(Bonus good taste points for theRosaliasoundtrack.)
I am sorry to report thatTeresa Giudicehas beenbooted after week twoonDancing with the Stars.
Yeah, well nowshe filed for divorce.
Lisa Barlowpop song when?
Can we get a reenactment of this at BravoCon?
Apparently British women have beenhopping on the Real Housewives bandwagonhardcore since 2020.
I moved to the U.K. in 2019.
Come and join in the fun if you want to be emotionally fulfilled.
Worst of all, no one ever eats the sushi!
As everyone barges away from the table, its Lisa whos serving up venom for dessert.
But there is one moment that launched this into the stratosphere.
And not fake Brooks Ayers cancer, either.
Man, they really dont make them like they used to, and honestly, thank God!
(I mean, its a solid burn.)
What we dont always remember is Kim terrorizing everyone at the table.
Not one waiter comes to check on them.
In the words of Sheree Whitfield, whatever happened to customer service?
(If were being totally honest, the rest of this list is a three-way tie.)
Pay attention, puh-lease, Danielle says.
This is the most mocked and cited Housewives moment, but for very good reason.
But the real highlight is a dinner that Bethenny cooks for (most of) the cast.
Its as perfect as aHousewivesepisode, at dinner or otherwise, is ever going to get.
FashionForward
Its no surprise Garcelle Beauvais looks amazing, but that ponytail better fucking work, queen.
As Meredith said last week, Time is not on your side, get a smaller puzzle!
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,Season 12, Episode 20:This is what annoys me about Lisa.
The queen of own it wont own that she set Kathy up.
She never showed, like Godot or Niless wife Maris onFrasier.
They tend to cost less than $100.
That isnt nothing, but I think based on Natalyas reaction she thought this gift was a little pricier.
No other guests deserved a surprise performance from Eurovisions very own Destiny like they did.
Its a Christmas miracle!
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Highlighting the best insight from our lovely Institute members.This one is from arecent RHOSLC recap.
MentionItAll: I need a shaman to release my confusion at Meredeths outfits.
What in the big top circus ill-fitting hell was she wearing?
Pretty much applies to any scene.
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Lets be real, Kyle is gonna win this fight.
Sutton has a skinny leg, she cant run after Kyle.
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