The Ultimatum: Marry or Move On
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Lets break it down.
No, baby, its not about the doors.
At boys night, when Alex starts bitching about keeping Roxanne accountable, Antonio doesnt hesitate with a follow-up.
What do you mean by that, Alex?
Alex says, for instance, he thinks Roxanne is too emotional in her work emails.
Antonio, without missing a beat: You read her work emails?
But Roxanne doesnt actually want a Boy Boss with an invoice-tracking spreadsheet where his heart should be.
She wants an Antonio, openly financially insecure and loyal to a tee.
When Roxanne confronts Alex, it becomes totally obvious why he was with Kat.
The primary issue Roxanne has in this argument is that Alex told Antonio she doesnt respect him.
Anyway, Roxanne is trying to explain why shes upset, and is visibly stunned by Alexs reaction.
He literally sends her running crying back to Antonio in the middle of the night.
This is not normal, Kat!
Get out of there, c’mon!
Still, we dont know yet exactly what Alex and Kats relationship looks like from the inside.
And there are clearlysomelimits to the amount of mens bullshit shes willing to absorb.
Silently listening to Antonio whine interminably about his own life?
Sure thing, boss.
Shell do that shit all day.
Not calling Antonio out for throwing a hissy fit and then disappearing without a word?
No siree, Bob.
Before this gets any more dark-sided, lets check in on our other two couples, shall we?
Ill call them Tryann and Rames.
Rose petals and candles at the pool?
I mean, comeon!
I hugged you like, yesterday!
It was a side hug, she points out.
Riah doesnt necessarily need sex (though I doubt shed say no).
By contrast, things at the House of Tryann are going almosttoowell.
The night before they are supposed to return to their original partners, Ryann presents Trey with two gifts.
James, ya done fucked up big time.
