The Traitors
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Honestly, I felt that way after just watching the trailer.
They decide together on a member of the faithful to murder every night.
But if theres a traitor, or traitors, lurking in their midst, they steal the pot.
In doing so, theyve recruited a truly dazzling kaleidoscope of weirdo talent.
Nevertheless, mommy mama matriarch is maternally matrilineally mothering, etc.
(Bananas, to Alan: Hows it feel to be the second-best-dressed guy on the show?
Alan: Id say, Back off, bitch.)
(Everyone was super racist and there was a toxic showmance?
Does that even narrow it down at all?)
or a curse, depending on how exactly their history resurfaces.
Does Trishelle trust C.T.?
Will Sandra and Parvati reignite their feud?
Would Janelle seek revenge against Dan?
Then again: Better the frenemy you know.
Among sundry stars from all kinds of pop-culture galaxies includingRuPauls Drag Racealum (and Broadway star!)
Hes not just a former member of Parliament but a former Speaker of the House of Commons.
Janelle points out Johnny Bananas to Kevin, explaining he wonThe Challenge.What challenge?
On hearing that thats the name of a TV show, he asks, Whats that about?
He could win this whole goddamn thing.
The players take their seats at the round table and don their blindfolds.
If Alan Cumming taps you on the shoulder, youre a traitor.
There will only be two to start, but theyll soon get to recruit an additional conspirator.
Last season, Reza and Brandi were banished much too early.
(What would we have donewithout Kate?)
Our Bravolebs deserve some measure of diplomatic immunity for being so reliably entertaining.
Larsa heard Alans clothing rustle next to her when he was standing by Parvati.
I have conspiracy theories.
As Phaedra, a poet, puts it, Ekin-Sus brain is on vibrate.
Also, theyre all tied up at the start because why not?
If they can pull this off within half an hour, they add $30,000 to their collective pot.
For Janelle, at least, this does not pose much of a dilemma.
All aboard the struggle rowboat.
To no ones surprise, the mission does not go swimmingly (Im sorry).
to victory with seconds remaining.
Trishelle jokes, If I get murdered, shes a traitor.
Peppermint is dramatically mock-offended.
Before the clock chimes mandatory adult bedtime, Trishelle is already gossiping about her castmates weird reaction.
Surely this wont be blown out of proportion.
Who will they choose as their third?
Well, theres always Janelle, DansBig Brothercastmate.
And what about genius game-player Parvati?
Though shes already garnered some suspicion, maybe thats not such a bad thing.
Also, whoops, I almost forgot: They still have to murder someone.
