The Traitors

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Apparently, the contentious atmosphere wastriggeringfor him, which is too bad because (maybe not coincidentally!)

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he seemed like a real sweetheart.

May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

Among the living, Phaedra accepts Parvatis apology and her peace offering of letting her mastermind the next murder.

Whose death would cause the most confusion among the faithful?

What if Phaedra were willing to sacrifice a member of her own Bravo family?

I continue to be so tickled by Dans attempts to behave like a normal human being among the faithful.

(Now who will keep Kevin from eating with his mouth open?

She was our last line of defense!)

She tearfully like,verytearfully; is she okay?

expresses to the camera that she hopes it wasnt a Housewife who murdered her.

As you were, maam.

Dans game is less seamless.

Half will be stationed inside the castle; the others will be out on the grounds.

Only that second group will have a shot at winning a shield.

There are also those shields up for grabs for the first outdoor duo who can reach them.

But the true joy is to be found indoors.

This mission may rivalChoppedfor the reality TV competition I most want to replicate with my friends in real life.

When time runs out, the players have won $10,000 out of a possible $15,000 not bad!

(My expectations: Theyre low!)

Outside the castle walls, Bergie and Trishelle manage to find the shields first.

Peter concocts a plan, correctly surmising that all the traitors wound upinsidethe castle for this mission.

The other outside players are in, and they quickly circle their wagons.

Now to sit back and see who gets murdered.

The scream I scrumpt, the gasp I gumpt.

like let next weeks mission hinge on creating an elaborate tablescape.

Theres a fair amount of chatter about suspiciously noncommittal Dan, but the tide soon turns against Janelle.

Kate, could you listen to me?

he complains, channeling the terminally cursed vibes of the worst coworker youve ever had.

Time of death, episode five:The displeasure of Kevins companyhas officially outweighed his visual appeal.

Youre nervous, arent you?SANDRA: No.

Im a faithful, you idiots!

Janelle cries out from the Circle of Truth.

What a world, what a world.

Dan, I am begging you to be normal, hey.

And even then…?)

Up in the turret, its clear that Parvati and Phaedras reservoirs of patience are also reaching drought levels.

about his supposed shield hes obviously lying.

Nevertheless, as Peter intended, the traitors cant say for sure whos unmurderable this time around.

That is entirely too reasonable.

Phaedra isnt happy to have a target on her beloved Bergalicious.

But I suspect Dan isnt capable of pulling that off.

The medium is the message, honey.

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