The Traitors
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NOOOOOO!!!!
Not my imaginary husband, Kyle McGill Cooke!
Taken from us too soon.
RIP, my beloved mulleted king.
Thats why this isIdiot Mole; at least on that show, youre guessing along with the contestants.
Here were like, How dumb are you people?
Meanwhile, the game gives them nothing to go off of but whether or not they like someone.
Quentin says at one point in this episode, I like Cody.
I dont think hes a traitor.
Thats how everyone is voting, and Kate is really leaning into it.
The larger group all hate her and want her gone even those who dont think shes a traitor.
This honesty is searing to see on our screens.
Know who is not giddy with joy?
This is when suspicion starts to grow for Cody.
Im really worried about our former underwear model because he does not look well.
But afterward, everyone turns on Kyle.
Kyle takes the bait and starts running around the house like a frat boy at last call.
Hes treating the faithful like theyre all traitors, making the faithful turn on him.
I find her annoying, and I want her gone.
Thats as good of a reason to vote for one of these people.
you’re able to wait for your plane home at my house in London.
There isnt an extra bed, but I think we will find some accommodation for you.
Did one of Alan Cummings brooches attack her in her sleep?
Alan Cumming arrives at the Turret and tells the traitors that they arent killing someone that night.
She says the castle feels like a prison, and she is a hostage.
On the U.K. version, they had actual trials, which was helpful for the game.
Here it just means nothing.
Shes asking people about her theory, and most people arent buying it.
Rachel is the only one who clocked Cody for day one.
What happened to her pursuing that, though?
Does she hate Kate more than she loves being right?
Kate says, There is no amount of money I would push a barrel up a rocky hillside.
Get some dignity, yall.
Folks, this is the secret room that Ryan was looking for and never found before his sad demise.
Rachel is insisting they get those barrels because she wants the shield.
Along the route, there are more and more barrels.
Christian, who is definitely a traitor, says, I think he might be.
He pulls Cirie and tells her he will vote for Cody that night.
But there is a more obvious upside to throwing Cody to the wolves.
Were the ones who got Cody out.
Were the only faithful.
Thats what is problematic about this game: likability or unlikability has nothing to do with it.
Everyone loves Cirie, and she is playing them harder than John Cusack plays a boom box inSay Anything.
Will it be Cody?
Will it be someone else?
Gosh, these episodes end anywhere they want, huh?
We dont even get to find out who goes home now?
You dont need a cliffhanger!
This is the internet.
The next episode is right there, and you have as much time as you want.
Stretch this shit out.
I hope that Cirie at least says another name.
They keep going for the big, loud players, and they keep being faithfuls.
Why dont we go in the opposite direction?
